Check out www.joecartoon.com for some horribly amusing cartoons. The gerbil in a light socket is my personal favorite. I just laughed til I cried. There was something that was very stress relieving about electrocuting a cartoon gerbil.
The pool's birth has begun. They leveled the ground a couple of days ago but haven't started digging yet. The guy that was driving the machine was driving like a lunatic. They didn't call to let us know they were starting. I'm glad I didn't have Stinky dog in the backyard because she'd have probably gotten mowed down. Hopefully, we'll be swimming by April...
The boys go back to school Wednesday! I cannot wait. It'll be sooo nice to be able to run around naked on my days off again.
Heh heh. Something funny (well, I thought it was funny) happened to LB(9) at his mom's house yesterday. He's playing with a walkie talkie and some guy's voice comes on.
Guy: Hey, how are you doing?
Weirdo Molester Guy: Where do you live?
LB: In (insert city here)
Sick bastard with a twisted sense of humor: You only have 6 more days to live.
And at this point LB turns off the walkie talkie, goes into hysterics and calls Sweety. I know it's not kind, but I laughed my ass off when I heard this and told Sweety that the kid shouldn't be talking to strangers. Sweety said that's what the EW told LB. I bet the next 6 days will be nerve wracking for the kiddo. Little pouty turd.
I'm gonna go tidy LB's room or do something nice for him to make up for the fact that I got such a giggle out of his emotionally disturbing incident.
As a note, I would be worried if he'd given his address. And since the boys don't wander the neighborhood I don't think anyone will try to hunt down and snatch LB up.
I'm not totally evil.