And now my pinky is in my left eye. If he doesn't shut the fuck up with the snoring, I shall toast him in garlic butter and lick his bones clean.
I just turned around and gave him the evil eye. And he still snores on.
I'm gonna go smother him now. Right after I get mine.
I am laughing my ass off at you!! My husband does this too.
ReplyDeleteI invested in Tylenol PM so I sleep deeply. Get some.
Not like *I* snore or anything??
Sometimes I use Tylenol PM or sleeping pills. I also wear earplugs sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI was too drunk last night to think to do either.