Maybe I'm wrong about there not being a God because I've seen proof of Satan's work.
I am certain that both boys are possessed. The small one has tiny horns and the big one is hiding hooves instead of feet.
Further evidence:
Shrieking voices that could have only originated in Hell.
The unmistakable odor of sulphur and brimstone whenever they are near.
The dogs and I are going to go round up some holy water and chicken blood so we can perform an exorcism. And silver bullets. I think this exorcism will need lots of silver bullets.
LOL, LOL, LOL....Well I know where to come if I ever need anything EXORCIZED!! You really sound like yoiu know what it takes! Love It!
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly sure you're getting you're confusing how to get kill a werewolf with how to perform an exorcism...
ReplyDeleteOOLOTH - I give it my all!
ReplyDeleteBekah - Oh shit. No wonder it's not working. I better go dig those silver bullets out and tweak the ritual.
Get the silver bullets in hollow points, they leave a very wide wound channel and will typically not exit so you don't mess up the dry wall.
ReplyDeleteYup! That's me!
ReplyDeleteOOLOTH - Cool beans. You know, I've looked at your photos and thought "Wow, she's good. She should do this as more than a hobby!". Heh, I guess you are.
ReplyDeleteOh, like you don't have horns.
ReplyDeleteNO NO NO
ReplyDeletejust swing the chicken round over a fire of grass clippings and the mud off the young-un's shoes. Then douse it with holy water.
That way the chicken lives for another ceremony OR for sunday dinner.....
save the bullets for chupacabra!
jeesh you city folk....
Anne Arkham - So what are you trying to say?
ReplyDeleteISMV - I did kill the chicken but we ate it last night. I'm a believer of if you kill it then eat it.
I'll sic Tiny dog on the chupacabra.