11/29/06

Let's Have A Meeting

Hi! My name is Anna and I'm going crazy!

Hi, Anna!

I've spent the last 2 days - no wait make that several days - either sleeping or eating like a pig. My house is a wreck and my dogs are dirty. And I just feel sad and mean.

That's okay! You'll feel better soon!

But what if I don't? What if this is how I feel forever? Well, since I feel so crappy, I'll try and do something nice.

Sure! That's a great idea! Why don't you go to this website and fill out a holiday card to be sent to a soldier?

Uh, okay. I did it. I still feel like shit though. But at least I'm not eating a MRE for dinner.

And this is the boat that I'm riding in now. I hope I feel normal soon. What's normal for me anyway.

12 comments:

  1. I wish I had a MRE fer dinnr. Nstead, I gotta cook me a M, an jus hope it ens up RE.

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  2. Our cooking styles seem similar.

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  3. Dude. You just admitted to YOUR REAL NAME on your website.

    *gasp*

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  4. It is that time of the year.
    There is a reason I hate November and December.

    The crappola mood swings
    The urge to set kids on fire
    Uncontrollable desires to take my guns down to Walmart for some fun

    Wish they had a pill for this.


    TV

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  5. Bekah - I've used it here before. If someone wants to track me down and strangle me with my own panties - I'm game. I could use a good fight.

    Thomas Vickers - They do have a pill for it. It's called Xanax.

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  6. Sounds like you need a good fight. Or at least a punching bag. Or a pillow. Beating the shit out of something always makes me feel better, especially if I hit it so hard my fists are a little sore.

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  7. First of all, your name's not Anna. It's Chickie. Calling yourself by the wrong name might be part of the problem.

    This is a bad time of year for going crazy. Happens to a lot of people. I think you should just drink more. Works for me.

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  8. Rich Championable - Hey! I heard you open the door!

    Bekah - I've decided that I'm too lazy for a fight right now. I think I need candy.

    Mike - Okay, I need a drink and some candy.

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  9. It will get better hon :)

    MRE's don't sound so bad to me!

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  10. Look at it this way, if we didn't have bad days we wouldn't appreciate the good days so much. I know its lame but its all I could think of to cheer you up. Tomorrow will be a better day. Hugs to you.

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  11. "But what if I don't? What if this is how I feel forever?"

    Then you would be ME! That's what I do every day!

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