3/27/08

The Cruelty!

As you may know, I like to cry at Mama's bedside at night. I think I deserve to sleep in the bed too, dammit! Why should I have to sleep with my head in Stinky's crotch all of the time? Agh, I digress...

Mama has figured out a way to get me to fall asleep in my own bed. She gives me a cookie. Not just any cookie! Oh, no! Not a soft, tasty cookie that I could eat quickly and then go on with my life. This cookie smells good but it is really hard. I am lazy and don't like to chew on treats. Give me instant gratification!

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Even though I'm not going to eat it, it doesn't mean that I will give my cookie away. I will fall asleep sitting up guarding it. The next morning, Mama takes it out of my cage and gives it to Stinky Dog. Can you believe that shit? Bitch.
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9 comments:

  1. Rich | Championable3/27/08, 10:39 AM

    I love that second picture. It's completely hilarious. We guard it even if we don't want it.

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  2. here today, gone tomorrow3/27/08, 1:31 PM

    I think your mama reads this blog. Perhaps you don't want to go around calling her names?

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  3. OldLady Of The Hills3/28/08, 6:36 AM

    LOL, LOL...Oh I don't mean to laugh Tiny....but you are such a cutie-pie! I LOVE all your toys! THey look so fun....!
    I don't understand why your Mama won't let you sleep with her...I thoight you all had that worked out what with Daddy using the ear plugs now....! Ahhhh Tiny, I will pray to the Sleep God's for you! You deserve to be in their bed!

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  4. themom3/28/08, 12:16 PM

    OK Tiny - pack your bags and don't forget your toys - I guarantee you can sleep in bed with me. And my gargantuan dog will treat you with kid gloves. I can't gurantee how "psycho kitty" will be - but if you can get her down - gnaw on her leg or something!!!

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  5. Moooooog353/28/08, 12:50 PM

    That cookie is almost bigger than the dog.

    Relatively speaking, that would be like asking you to eat your own foot.

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  6. Mike3/28/08, 4:27 PM

    I just let Carmen sleep with me. I would rather listen to my wife bitch about it than I would Carmen whine.

    Just crank up the whine factor Tiny and I bet she'll give in.

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  7. The Phosgene Kid3/28/08, 10:45 PM

    Guarding the cookie keeps her occupied, that's a good thing.

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  8. The Phosgene Kid3/30/08, 7:30 PM

    What a viscous looking guard dog!! Bet she keeps all the villains away!

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  9. Monogram Queen3/31/08, 9:43 AM

    Oh Tiny come live with your Auntie P in SC. I will treat you like the royalty that you are! Stinky too.

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