11/22/05

New Stuff

I had to break down and go shopping today.
Introducing - My new hat:

Front view

Side view

I so wish I were an old, Jewish man so I could wear it to a synagogue.

I'm not gonna say what size it is except Effing Big. This is a sign to lose weight. Sweety and I are going to start walking now that it has cooled off a bit. I don't think my tit-sling should be big enough to fit on my noggin.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my God. I'm laughing so hard right now! Thank you!

Chickie said...

When I put it on my head and did a little dance in the dressing room, I thought of you.

Osbasso said...

It sort of looks like you're wearing a bridal veil! A weird bridal veil, but still...

OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL!!!ROTFL!!!!
This tops all the laughs you've given me so far...This Is GREAT!!!
And what's even funnier, I think it makes a very unique hat!!!
You are truly hilarious Chickie! LOVE your sense of humor.

Chickie said...

Osbasso - It kinda does doesn't it? I have a really good idea for a bachelorette party now if anyone I know gets married.

OOLOTH - You are too kind! :)

KyuBall said...

So is Anthony Michael Hall coming over later to help you make Kelly LaBrock.

"He doesn't even have a license, Lisa!"..."Gimme da keys!"

Too funny.

Sasha said...

wow. nice hat. maybe i'll go shop for one myself. except that i'm not sure it'll fit on my head... heehee. go figure. :)

Zube said...

I love the hat. My tit-sling would probably be too small to cover, oh, I don't know, my hands? I'm envious.

And, if I were to exercise, the first thing to go would be, the little bitty boobs.

Chickie said...

Mollynormal - When I wore it to the grocery store last night everyone adored it!

Kyuball - Unfortunatley, I have no idea what movie you are referencing. I hadn't really started watching movies til a couple of years ago.

Sasha - The nice thing is that you can try it on without going into the dressing room.

Zube Girl - But I bet you can wear those little slutty shirts that you can let your bra strap peek out of, lucky girl.

BO Snagley said...

Do they make that model with a bill, so that it could keep the sun out of my eyes.it would do an excellent job of preventing my ears from getting sunburn.

Chickie said...

Bo Snagley - I have instructions on how to fashion a bill out of tin foil. Let me know if you need them.

Anonymous said...

I've never even needed to wear a bra. I bow before you.

Chickie said...

Anne Arkham - You have no idea how jealous I am of your bralessness. But anything that will get people to bow before me is a good thing.

KyuBall said...

GASP! You don't know the '80s classic "Weird Science"?

Anthony and some other nameless actor wore bras on their heads when they created a woman, Kelly LaBrock, with their computer.

Anonymous said...

That is quite a headpiece!

So did you create a hot looking guy. You have to see the scene out of "Wierd Science".

Chickie said...

Kyuball - I think I've seen bits and pieces of that. When I was growing up we didn't see a lot of t.v.

MCB - Sweety did get oddly aroused. I guess I shouldn't underestimate the power of the headgear.

Anonymous said...

Oh, you've gotta watch Weird Science.