The walls at work are covered in great big tile and there's a space between each tile about half an inch wide. Last night I was looking at the crack thinking "hmmm. bet i could put my nose in there." So I did. And it was just as much fun as I'd anticipated. This instance has made me realize that if I were a man I'd probably put my dick into every crevice around just to see what it felt like.
Tiny dog is humping the hell out of Stinky's tail. Where is my camera when I need it? And now she's eating Stinky's eye boogers. I guess that's her way of cuddling when she'd done fucking.
The EW called Sweety crying last night. Wanted to know if something happens to her (oh god, i can only dream!!!) if we would take care of her other two sproglings because she'd like them to stay with their brothers (maybe she should have thought of this before she started boinging out babies). She's having a will made up and this is one of the things she's taking care of. She told him it was hard for her to even say (with him being her exhusband and me being his wife) but she sees how we take care of the boys and she saw how we were with my niece when she lived with us and she knows we'd be good parents. Goody. What a compliment. At first I told Sweety no, that if I wanted a child to mold I'd try to squeeze one out on my own but then we decided to tell her we'd do it but only until LB is 15 or so. Once the boys are grown if she's still alive she'll need to find new backup parents. She's going to die now and I'm going to have 4 kids full time. I see this happening.
I guess the EW has a boyfriend. When Sweety got to her house yesterday to get the boys there was a police car in the yard. He asked the boys if everything was okay and BB told him that his mom said it was time for her to start dating. Why she needed to share this with a 10 year old I do not know. I think if my last husband died and I was looking for a new man I'd try and pick one that had a profession with a low fatality level so maybe I could enjoy him for awhile.
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Do you suppose Sweety's EW is having some sort of premonition with the advext of her dating a policeman? I realize it's a stretch, but...why would she be worrying about something happening to her? It's always something, isn't it?
ADVENT!!! I'm tired this morning! (lol)
Oh, you're a better woman than I am. I love my step-son, and wish we could go ahead and raise him the rest of the way, give him a shot at things he'll never be aware of as long as he lives with his mom, but I can tell you right now, I'd be quite the martyr if we had custody of him. I don't have kids because I don't want kids, and I would love him all the more if we had custody, but he still wouldn't be my kid, and dammit, I better get some thanks for turning him into a decent human being, and oh lord, Chickie, I couldn't even agree to raise any other kids even in concept.
In case you hadn't picked up on it, I'm sooo selfish.
Mad applause to you for agreeing to the concept of it. Like I said, you're a far better woman than I.
OOLOTH - She's been quite worried about this sort of thing since her husband died and I think she's just now getting it all in writing.
You need some Grey Goose and a nap.
Scorpy - I must admit, I called Sweety this morning at 8:30 to tell him I changed my mind and didn't want any part of it but she'd already called him and he'd told her it was okay. We could call her back but we're not. I figure the odds of something happening to her are slim to none and if she does kick the bucket then we can take all the kids and move out of Florida so it would be worth the trade! I guess if we were gonna have 2 kids full time what would another 2 be?
Wow, you guys are good people. That's a tall order.
Zube Girl - I have a backup plan if the worst does happen and I can't handle all the kids.
O-R-P-H-A-N-A-G-E. Heh heh.
I'm going to be looking for a man in a profession that has a very HIGH fatality level.
I think if she's ready to send you all her offspring if she dies you need to cut out all those thoughtbeams you've been sending her way.
Anne Arkham - Make sure you get a good life insurance policy.
Bekah - I know, I know...
It's going to hard though. I've been sending those thoughtbeams for so long it's almost like breathing.
I have to commend EW for thinking about her children if something happened to her. I'm sure she had to swallow quite a bit of pride to ask. And you are to be commended for saying yes. Raising children is a big responsibility. She's young and in good health but sometimes, you never know. As evidenced by keeping your niece, you've got a big heart.
So now here's a morbid question, albeit something to think about. I the unthinkable were to happen to Sweety, what happens to BB and LB?
can i just repeat what city boy said? i concur with everything he just said!
Goes without saying.
Mace & Layman - I can see where it would be best to put it in wet places but isn't it tempting to just squish it in some odd spots just to see if it fits? Would be for me.
MCB - I know it was hard for EW to ask. She told Sweety it was hard for her to admit that her exhusband and his new wife were the people that she thought best to ask. If something happens to Sweety the boys would go to EW. He's asked me to see if I could buy them from her in that event.
Bonanza Jellybean - Sometimes the love around here is overwhelming.
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