11/9/05

Sanitary

The living room floor has been shampooed. And it needs to be done again but I'm out of cleaner and I'm sick of pushing the machine. I thought our carpet was beige and blue but really it's white and blue. Who would've thunk it? The good for nothing clean canines are snoozing on the back porch. I guess the roar of the carpet cleaner just lulled them to sleep. I pulled up an ungodly amount of Stinky dog hair. But I can't call her Stinky dog today because she came back from the beauty shop doused in whore stink. Next time I'll tell them to lay off the perfume. She's making me and Tiny sneeze.

I'm contemplating weaseling out of tonight's baseball game to stay home and clean the living room again.

8 comments:

BO Snagley said...

are you sure they are asleep

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Such a sweet photo, Chickie...
Boy! Such industriousness! How many times have you gone over the carpet???

I admire your tenacity..I would have just gone back to bed! (lol)

Chickie said...

Bo Snagley - I think they had been plotting to take over the household and needed a nap to restore their strength. Stinky dog was pretty upset that she smelled like funeral home flowers.

OOLOTH - I've been over the carpet too many times! I'm going to let it dry tonight and do it again tomorrow after work.

Bed was very, very tempting!

shannon said...

The dogs both look content with sleeping in the sun. I HATE steam cleaning, although the machine you got is the best from what I hear.

Yeah, stinky dog doesn't need to be whore stinky dog...

Chickie said...

Shannon - My house smells like cleaning solution and cheap perfume. But I guess I won't bitch because it is better than generic stinky dog smell.

Anonymous said...

So. Are you still glad you got the carpet cleaner?

How long have you had Stinky dog to get that much hair around?

Zube said...

The dogs look ADORABLE! Heh.

I can't believe they perfumed poor Stinky!

Chickie said...

MCB - I am glad I've got the carpet cleaner but it's turning out to be more of a task than I'd anticipated. We've had Stinky about 3.5 years. She sheds a lot!

Zube Girl - I think that Stinky kinda likes smelling all purty. Maybe I'll start tarting her up more.