Now appearing: The slaughter of an egg.
Mr. Egg
(Note the freshly applied fingernails! Do not note the chewed cuticles. )
Bombs away!
Houston, we have a problem.
I'm not very good at multitasking. This is the first time such a problem has arisen.
"Victory is mine!" sayeth Mr. Spoon.
Zube Girl did a damn good job of putting a terrified look on an egg's face too.
And for any Tiny dog fans - here she is getting into more shit. The thing she's on is right behind me when I'm on the computer. I'm thinking of putting some Cheerios or something into those little square holes to give her something to do besides try and tear up other stuff in the house.
13 comments:
OMG! Too funny! Yeah, I have to admit....did some sacrificing of eggs this morning...I think you've started something....now I have this urge to buy more eggs and draw faces.....jeez, we have way too much time on our hands! Hee-hee!
TXSM - I'm gonna try boiling some before they are sacrificed. I think they'd make a more "meaty" noise.
I LOVE it! Hee hee.
Oh yeah, and I love how your egg is looking you right in the eye! You are diabolical. I don't know if I could've followed through with it if my egg's eyes weren't closed. Heh.
Zube Girl - I've gotta give it to the egg - he was very brave. And defiant.
He had such a will to live!
ACTION SHOTS! I love it! If you scroll fast enough, it's almost like stop-motion video...only different.
Next, you'll have to show us step-by-step how to insert a smilie face over boobies.
Anne Arkham - But his brothers that are still in the icebox had wills that were stronger.
Kyuball - I don't think the insertion of smileys is nearly as thrilling as egg death. But I guess we all have our own opinion.
NSB - I'm ready to fight for my right to slay eggs in my own home. Once I buy an egg it is mine to abuse as I please.
I'm afraid this may just be my dog's personality.
Mollynormal - But if you just dump the yolk in you won't get the nice sound effect of the eggshell being crushed. And I might get some evil egg yolk on my fingers if I cracked it first. *shudder*
She is just the cutest little honey...into everything isn't she? Funny funny doggie! And I did some Dive Bombing ehhs earlier this evening...Sooo satisfying!! YEAH!
That's hilarious! Poor little eggy. The yoke's on him.
lol...remind me not to have you get mad at me :-)
This is just too funny.
What do you like better? Sacrificing eggs or kicking toadstools?
OOLOTH - I like to think that I've helped start a revolution! If more people put eggs in their disposals the world would be a happier place.
Mark Leslie - The other eggs that are still in the carton quake with fear whenever I open the icebox now. Hee hee.
Startingnew - If you won't fit in the disposal you'll probably be safe from me.
MCB - I really can't decide. They are both very satisfying in their own way.
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