Dear Pete*,
Please let today go by quickly.
Please smite all of the stupid people RIGHT NOW!
Thank you and Amen.
* Since I always yell "for Pete's sake" and "for the love of Pete", I've started directing prayers there too.
I'll let you know how well it works.
If only Pete would smite the stupid people today. Life would be grand.
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me, I might just get out my yardstick and go smite some stupid people myself.
I bet it would make me feel better.
DANG!
ReplyDeleteI was wondrin why I felt all SMOTE tday!
I've often wondered when the Lord would call upon me to take over smoting duty. I'm sure I'd do a great job at it, but alas, no calling yet.
ReplyDeleteSmite and smitten....so close, yet so very far from each other. I been smited, but never smitten. Unless you count my 9th grade P.E. teacher. She was hot and also taught the sex ed class. That was an embarassing combination for a teenage boy. Live large and laugh easy. Hugs and Kisses,
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My ex-wife was nicknamed "Pete"!! Sometimes I would pray to her to!!! hehehe She never did any smiting but she sure was smittem with alot of different people!!
ReplyDeleteI already comentd above. I jus stoppd by again t stare at Dancin Kitty fer a few hours.
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Don’t think saints, think natural selection, that is what it is for.
ReplyDeleteI've never noticed any kitten, dancing or otherwise, until Joey just pointed it out.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm mesmerized. It's has the same effect on me as staring at a lava lamp.
Dance, kitty, DANCE!
OBEY THE KITTEN!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I LOVE that Chickie...And I Hope it works like "ganbusters" for you!
ReplyDeletePlease let me know your results cos' I talk alot to ol' Pete also!
ReplyDeleteOOLOTH - No results yet. Maybe I have to pray to Pete more faithfully.
ReplyDeletePatti_Cake - Hey, we could start our own church!