I mentioned that the laptop was the victim of a minor car accident. We got it back yesterday and it seems to be good as new. Now, one kid uses the laptop and the other uses the desktop and they play games together. It's great! They can't touch each other!
The day before vacation, The Almighty Sweety was kind enough to bestow unto me a new computer. A shiny new computer. It has an apple on the front. I think I love it. I'd never used a MacBook before and it is a bit different from what I'd always had. I look forward to conquering it and making it my bitch.
I picked up a jar of marshmallow fluff today to help show my gratitude. If you are ever at my house and see a jar of marshmallow fluff- do not eat any. All jars are violated by Sweety's penis.
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Chickie, you are one of a kind!!
WOW! And to think I was packing up my car and heading for the marshmallow flufffffffffff!!! (or is that penile puff?? So glad you are back - missed ya bunches. Thank heavens for Twitter.
LOL, LOL....How wonderful inventive, Chickie....What a way to go...!
WELCOME HOME. my dear. So happy you are back at the old stand....And I bet Tiny & Stibky are glad, too!
That was really nice of Sweety to get you a new computer, especially since it was a surprise. MacBooks aren't cheap. He's definitely a keeper. But I don't know about the marshmallow fluff. I'm sure that Sweety can think of other ways for you to show your gratitude.
I suppose that explains the short curly in my Fluffernutter.
Hey, I don't know if I mentioned it (probalby not since I don't get out much these days) but my Friggin' Genius Son got a Macbook for graduation and he LOVES it. It is a little different, but once you figure it out it does some really cool stuff. Tame that bitch!!
xoxo
Michael
Yay you are back... and gack I will never look at a jar of marshmallow fluff or a fluffer nutter in quite the same way again!
Congrats on the MacBook. I am sure you will love it. I love mine.
No wonder what happened to the missing marshmallow fluff!
I've heard the Apple Book is supposed to be really nice. I offered to buy Mrs. Phos a crapple, but she fears change.
Yesssssss chickie, join ussssssss on the dark side.
No really I've been a Mac user since 1988. This was my first! And here is my first laptop. (Photos are file photos - can you believe I never snapped my lovely vintage macs?)
Scotty Ice - And the world is grateful for that!
themom - Feel free to use the fluff as you see fit. I've heard it's good w/peanut butter but I'm not a huge fan of peanut butter...
Twitter is king!
Lady of the Hills - It is good to be home! Stinky and Tiny lost their freaking minds when I got home. I was glad that they hadn't forgotten me.
Midwestern City Boy - He picked me up from work and said we were going to eat dinner. The Chinese food place is by the electronics store and he turned in there instead. Sweety is a-ok w/the fluff. As long as he's getting attention!
moooooog35 - Obviously, you did not do enough manscaping.
Michael - I'm taming it but it's taken some figuring out as to where files and photos go when I save them. I can tell that it's speedier than my old one!
Monogram Queen - You should get Stacy some! I'll bet he'd love it! But make Maddy a sandwich from it before it is defiled.
mace - I've never heard anyone say they didn't like theirs so I'm sure as soon as I get things in order that I will truly love mine too!
Shover Robot - Now you know ;)
The Phosgene Kid - I generally fear change too but have heard so many people speak of how great they are that I had to try. Peer pressure got me.
Cissy Strutt - I truly can't believe that you didn't take pictures of your computers! You must have been too busy loving them to stage a photo session.
I'm frightened by the fact that I keep imagining Sweety violating the marshmallow fluff. I am going to go console myself with ice cream.
For what it's worth, I make him violate it. I think it's funny.
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