And now my pinky is in my left eye. If he doesn't shut the fuck up with the snoring, I shall toast him in garlic butter and lick his bones clean.
I just turned around and gave him the evil eye. And he still snores on.
I'm gonna go smother him now. Right after I get mine.
2 comments:
I am laughing my ass off at you!! My husband does this too.
I invested in Tylenol PM so I sleep deeply. Get some.
Not like *I* snore or anything??
Sometimes I use Tylenol PM or sleeping pills. I also wear earplugs sometimes.
I was too drunk last night to think to do either.
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