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Today was spent picking rocks up. Yay. Unlike Mr. Snagley, I am not a big fan of Manual Labor (I do like his cousin, Jose Cuervo, though.)

There's a little rock garden that's going to be in the way when our pool gets started. Sweety is going to put the rocks back in a new place once the pool is done. We picked up 3 wheelbarrows worth today and there are still some left.

Ew, I just did something that's beyond gross. Tiny dog just took a puke by my chair and after I cleaned it up I sniffed it to see if I could figure out what made her sick. It was almost a reflex. I didn't think about what I was doing it til I was doing it. I need to distance myself from my dogs a bit more.

The boys won tonight's ballgame, thank goodness. But they were still pissy when it was over because they didn't play very well. We just got lucky and the other team sucked worse than ours. I told then boys if they were going to be hung with a new rope then they'd ask for an old one. Let's just enjoy our 2nd victory of the season, mmmkay?

I didn't realize how flat my face was til Sweety took this photo. I guess that's why I can sleep face-down on the mattress.


Zube Girl said...

HA! You are TOO funny! I wish I could sleep face down on a mattress, but I have a ski slope nose. Oh well.

Midwestern City Boy said...

Chickie: We always have sex, before, during or after our HNT photo shoots. It makes it WAY more fun. I'm sure with enough good sex you could get Sweety to go for anything.

Chickie said...

Zube Girl - Maybe you could get one of those pillows with a hole in the middle? Belly sleep is good, I feel bad that you can't embrace it.

MCB - I could get Sweety to go for anything with just a little bad sex!

bekah said...

HAHAHA! I laughed so hard when I read, "I do like his cousin," That's fucking hilarious.

And, I'm beginning to think that you shouldn't sniff anything that comes out of Tiny dog. Just a thought.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

You make me laugh every time I visit your blog, Chickie! I LOVE smelling Tiny Dog's puke residue! You are one brave woman!

MollyNormal said...

For being as cute as she is, Tiny dog sure has a lot of disgusting bodily functions. I won't comment on the puke sniffing, as I don't want to induce puking on my part. LOL

I can't sleep on my stomach - it hurts my ginormous boobies.

So... you're having a pool party for all of us bloggers when your pool is done,right?? :)

Chickie said...

Bekah - I realize that it's probably not a good idea to sniff dog puke but for some reason, I felt compelled to do it. To help me diagonose her problem.

OOLOTH - Tiny dog doesn't even know how lucky she is to have such a brave momma! I think she thought I wiped it up to eat.

Mollynormal - Sometimes it hurts my ginormous boobies also but luckily mine have enough sag to them that they flatten out pretty good.

A pool party is on the to do list!

BO Snagley said...

MR Snagley. Dang that has a ring to it.

Chickie said...

Bo Snagley - Sometimes I like to be proper. It is not a feeling that usually lasts too long though.

Jess said...

hahaa @ the smelling

ooooh I sleep on my stomach too its the best position!