7/22/06

Wow.

We had sex in the pool last night. Ohmygoodness! It was great! Lots of neat things you can do when you're weightless! I want to go to astronaut school now so I can snag a ride into outer space and do it in zero gravity.

As far as using the Today sponge for birth control - I had the hardest time pulling that thing OUT of me the next morning! It took all of 15 minutes. I was starting to think that I was going to need to go to the doctor to have a trained professional find it and yank it out. It will not be replacing my beloved birth control pills.

We didn't go to sleep til late last night and I was still snoozing at 10 a.m. Sweety encouraged my lovely little niece to howl like a banshee at the bedroom door to wake me up. I honestly think that was the most disturbing noise that I've ever been awoken to. I hopped out of bed like I was on fire and was wide awake in less than 2 seconds.

You need to go to the grocery store if you gut a koolaid pouch to mix with your vodka.









I love Stinky dog.

11 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

You woudnt catch Stinky Dog botherin bout no sponge.

Then again, Im gessin you woudnt catch Stinky Dog botherin bout a hole heckuva lot.

Plezzant dreams, Stinky.

bekah said...

Koolaid and vodka just sounds so.... gross. I prefer soda and vodka because I wouldn't want to taste all that sugar in my vodka from the Koolaid.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Always thought that sponge got started as a dare.

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

Oh ugh,..the sponge sounds horrible! I'm getting a 5 year IUD. I hope it works out. Vodka & kool-aid eh? Thx for the tip ;-)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Never used "the sponge" it sounds like it can get lost in there! (lol)
Stinky Dog is soooo cute! Really laid back, too.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Great Dog pic - sort of a Basset "glam shot"...

yep, it's me.... said...

what? the sponge is back?
my baby girl is a sponge baby.

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - Stinky doesn't have to bother with birth control. She's fixed. She can have random sex with no consequences.

Bekah - It was gross but it was all we had.

The Phosgene Kid - You've gotta wonder who the brave soul was that tried it first.

Tragic - Vodka and Crystal Light is much better.

OOLOTH - Stinky doesn't know how to be anything but laid back :)

Me - Oh hell, you have a sponge baby? But I guess if I "know" someone that has a sponge baby that the odds are less that I'll have one.

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