9/29/06

Can You Hear Me?

Dear Pete*,

Please let today go by quickly.

Please smite all of the stupid people RIGHT NOW!

Thank you and Amen.



* Since I always yell "for Pete's sake" and "for the love of Pete", I've started directing prayers there too.
I'll let you know how well it works.

12 comments:

Redroach said...

If only Pete would smite the stupid people today. Life would be grand.

Which reminds me, I might just get out my yardstick and go smite some stupid people myself.

I bet it would make me feel better.

Joey Polanski said...

DANG!

I was wondrin why I felt all SMOTE tday!

Anonymous said...

I've often wondered when the Lord would call upon me to take over smoting duty. I'm sure I'd do a great job at it, but alas, no calling yet.

Anonymous said...

Smite and smitten....so close, yet so very far from each other. I been smited, but never smitten. Unless you count my 9th grade P.E. teacher. She was hot and also taught the sex ed class. That was an embarassing combination for a teenage boy. Live large and laugh easy. Hugs and Kisses,
james_allegedly

NeverEZme said...

My ex-wife was nicknamed "Pete"!! Sometimes I would pray to her to!!! hehehe She never did any smiting but she sure was smittem with alot of different people!!

Joey Polanski said...

I already comentd above. I jus stoppd by again t stare at Dancin Kitty fer a few hours.

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The Phosgene Kid said...

Don’t think saints, think natural selection, that is what it is for.

Anonymous said...

I've never noticed any kitten, dancing or otherwise, until Joey just pointed it out.

Now I'm mesmerized. It's has the same effect on me as staring at a lava lamp.

Dance, kitty, DANCE!

Chickie said...

OBEY THE KITTEN!!!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Well, I LOVE that Chickie...And I Hope it works like "ganbusters" for you!

Monogram Queen said...

Please let me know your results cos' I talk alot to ol' Pete also!

Chickie said...

OOLOTH - No results yet. Maybe I have to pray to Pete more faithfully.

Patti_Cake - Hey, we could start our own church!