Let's Have A Meeting

Hi! My name is Anna and I'm going crazy!

Hi, Anna!

I've spent the last 2 days - no wait make that several days - either sleeping or eating like a pig. My house is a wreck and my dogs are dirty. And I just feel sad and mean.

That's okay! You'll feel better soon!

But what if I don't? What if this is how I feel forever? Well, since I feel so crappy, I'll try and do something nice.

Sure! That's a great idea! Why don't you go to this website and fill out a holiday card to be sent to a soldier?

Uh, okay. I did it. I still feel like shit though. But at least I'm not eating a MRE for dinner.

And this is the boat that I'm riding in now. I hope I feel normal soon. What's normal for me anyway.


Joey Polanski said...

I wish I had a MRE fer dinnr. Nstead, I gotta cook me a M, an jus hope it ens up RE.

Chickie said...

Our cooking styles seem similar.

bekah said...

Dude. You just admitted to YOUR REAL NAME on your website.


Thomas Vickers said...

It is that time of the year.
There is a reason I hate November and December.

The crappola mood swings
The urge to set kids on fire
Uncontrollable desires to take my guns down to Walmart for some fun

Wish they had a pill for this.


Chickie said...

Bekah - I've used it here before. If someone wants to track me down and strangle me with my own panties - I'm game. I could use a good fight.

Thomas Vickers - They do have a pill for it. It's called Xanax.

Rich | Championable said...

Must. Quietly. Pass. Through.

bekah said...

Sounds like you need a good fight. Or at least a punching bag. Or a pillow. Beating the shit out of something always makes me feel better, especially if I hit it so hard my fists are a little sore.

Anonymous said...

First of all, your name's not Anna. It's Chickie. Calling yourself by the wrong name might be part of the problem.

This is a bad time of year for going crazy. Happens to a lot of people. I think you should just drink more. Works for me.

Chickie said...

Rich Championable - Hey! I heard you open the door!

Bekah - I've decided that I'm too lazy for a fight right now. I think I need candy.

Mike - Okay, I need a drink and some candy.

patti_cake said...

It will get better hon :)

MRE's don't sound so bad to me!

Midwestern City Boy said...

Look at it this way, if we didn't have bad days we wouldn't appreciate the good days so much. I know its lame but its all I could think of to cheer you up. Tomorrow will be a better day. Hugs to you.

Becky said...

"But what if I don't? What if this is how I feel forever?"

Then you would be ME! That's what I do every day!