Why, oh why, do the boys pick at each other so much? AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! I just had to go break up a domestic dispute.
(sounds of fighting and fucking whiiiiiining in the background)No shit kid, I too was an older sibling and delighted in tormenting my sister but I was smart enough to do it out of the earshot of my parents.
Hey! You guys stop picking at each other!
Okay. But it's so much fun to pick on LittleBrother!
My first impulse was to find the broom and beat his ass with it when he said that to me. Does he not recognize that he is dealing with a woman who is on the edge? I wonder how long it would take to bake and eat them both?
Ha, ha. Just kidding. I wouldn't eat them. Children are too tough to eat after about 3 years old anyway.
I must find some way to decompress soon.