See this? This is the July 2007 edition of Esquire. Not only is the most appealing Angelina Jolie on the cover (and on the inside!) but Stephen King has a short story (that is pretty good!) in there!
This month's magazine is like my wet dream that's come to life. I think I'll go buy several copies so I'll always have one around.
Oh.My.God. Nothing will snap you out of a pleasant daydream involving nearly naked starlets like Stinky Dog flopping down for a nap at your feet and letting loose with some flatulence. Bah. I may as well get up and start my day now.