Sometimes you get a great deal and sometimes you get fucked in the ass with a dry brick. Here's a hint - don't buy something if you don't see the shipping and handling costs. That means that you're fixing to get the business end of a brick. Usually, I check the auctions very carefully but was off of my game a couple of weeks ago. I went ahead and paid for the thing but I have the person's physical address and am thinking of sending her some sort of "gift" from Tiny Dog. Just to make myself feel better.
Isn't it funny that a cuntofamother will boo-hoo about how much she doesn't get to see her kids but when she has them for 4 nights in a row, she manages to go out on the town for 2 of those nights? I'd love to slip a mickey in one of her drinks and then snatch her bald-headed in a parking lot some night. But I won't. Because I'm lazy.
In 4.5 short hours, we will be stumbling out of bed to head to the theme park. Woot. It's a very big day because Sheikra is going floorless and BigBrother has plans to be one of the first people on it. I'd love it if he wet his pants.