I knew that Mama was going away when she started shoving everything she owns into these boxes.
I tried to stow away and go with her but it didn't work. I need to work on crunching myself into a smaller ball so she doesn't see me.
Mama called and talked to me and said she is having much fun and that she misses me more than words can express. What.Ever. Bitch. Leaves me home alone with nobody to love me properly and then says she misses me. For some reason, her sentiments of missing me rang hollow.
How can she be missing me when Papa has her undivided attention? I think he's pretending to be a gang member here. Dork.
I've had a lot of time to think over the past week or so and I've come to the conclusion that my owners are damn fools. Maybe I'm just feeling bitter.
I found out that Mama got to East Texas today and finally got to some real internet service. Well, it's not the best internet service but it will do. When she was in Oklahoma she only had sporadic cell phone service and no internet. I know that she must be suffering from severe internet withdrawals. Poor Mama. If she'd have just stayed at home with me she wouldn't be missing her internet.
I'm gonna go eat some Stinky Dog eye boogers and have a good humping session on her head.
Tiny Dog out.