While we were out and about this weekend, I went in for a consultation for laser hair removal. Sweety it's either this or a boob job. I can't decide if it would be better to have smaller tits that aren't all sweaty up underneath them or to have everything all hairless (They can do your eyebrows and upper lip! Do you know how nice it would be to not have to wax that shit? And armpits!) so I could smooth up with baby oil and run around like a greased pig til Sweety caught me.
What to you get when you let an angry little dog lick champagne off of your fingers?
It makes her nice and friendly so that she crawls into bed with her enemy.
And here's Stinky dog doing her "love me" wiggle.
I'm gonna have to start taking notes when I have blog post ideas. I swear, I had a bunch of things to talk about and I have resorted to cute dog photos.
Yes! I swooped in at the last minute and won the eBay auction! I can feel successful as I go bed down.