11/25/07

Just Say "NO!"

Sweety and I are making BigBrother's bed...
What would you do if we found a crack pipe under the bed?

I'd snoop around til I found his stash of crack and I'd smoke it all.

Are you serious?

Yup. Then I'd break the pipe and put it back under the bed. Then he'd be grounded forever. What's he gonna do? Complain to you that I smoked his crack?
Sometimes it's reeeally hard to keep a straight face when I'm yanking Sweety's chain.

11 comments:

Colonel Colonel said...

You can't argue with logic.

Rich | Championable said...

I'm in awe of you.

Sara Sue said...

Hey ... I went to nominate you as the hottest mommy blogger and someone beat me to it! I voted for ya!
http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/3420

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Sweety does seem to make it kinda easy for you, I have to say...

Mike said...

I'm proud of you Chickie. Personally, had it been me, I really would have smoked the crack.

patti_cake said...

Honey by now Sweety should be VERY used to you yanking his... chain! LOL Y'all KILL me!
BTW I got a box.... I LOVE IT! I'm addicted now too. Must find a way for them to accept my credit card! Thank you sooooo much Chickie! You made my day and it will make the hell I am sure to endure at the end of the week just a little bit more endurable knowing somebody did something so nice for me. Again, Thank you!

Ginamonster said...

Funny, that reminded me of the time I found a crack pipe in my dad's spare room. huh.

SCANJOLINA said...

HA!

Cissy Strutt said...

Don't say No to drugs. Say "No thank you".

bekah said...

That is so awesome. From now on I'll take all my parenting tips from you. Remind me of this when Samantha is older, k?

Chickie said...

Colonel Colonel - That's pretty much what I told Sweety. He was speechless.

Rich Championable - No need to be. With a little practice, you too can horrify your mate on a regular basis!

Sara Sue - Neato! I will use my newly found fame for good instead of evil. (yeah, right...)

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow - I can't blame it all on him. My mind is rotten. If he knew half of the things that I don't say first when he asks me a question, he'd cringe.

Mike - Weeeellll...I might burn up a tiny rock just to make sure that I was dealing with real drugs.

Patti_Cake - You're welcome! I'm glad that you liked it! Maybe it will give you something to play with while you recuperate.

Ginamonster - Wow, how nice of your dad to think of all kinds of things that his guests might need!

Scanjolina - Yeah, I toss out a good nugget every now and then. :)

Cissy Strutt - I guess it never hurts to be polite.

Bekah - I will put my parenting tips in a booklet for you.