10/15/05

Prostitution

It seems that Sweety is more receptive to giving me money if I ask right after sex. It has to be while he's still afterglowing and hasn't wiped his weenie off yet. I can handle the jokes about how he usually just leaves his money on the nightstand to pay instead of transferring it directly into someone's checking account. It's not that he's ever told me no when I needed a loan; he just grouches less if it's presented to him in this setting.

I got my hair cut, eyebrows done, painted my nails and trimmed the hoo-ha yesterday. It was like he got to have sex with a new woman.

Tiny dog got in my soup bowl last night when I got up from the couch for just a minute. It was broccoli cheese soup. Sweety took a picture to show to me so I could see how evil she really is. And he's started to call her "little tiny cheese head" so I can't forget what she did. We had to give her a bath so to wash the cheese smell off of her. Sloppy eating bitch. I guess if you're stealing food you can't be too picky as to where it goes.

Time to go wash Stinky dog. She's all relaxed on the couch. She has no clue that I'm fixing to drag her outside and soap her up and then squeeze her anal glands. Saturday morning fun!

9 comments:

bekah said...

I often wonder if it would be considered prostitution when I convince Mark that I'll repay him with anytime/anywhere/anyway sex for new jewelry.

Oh, and: You squeeze her anal glands herself? OH MY GOD THAT IS SO GROSS!

Chickie said...

bekah - As long as you feel good about sex for jewelry - it must be okay!

It's just easier to do the glands myself than toting her to the vet for it. And I figure it's less traumatic for her if I do it. And I'm a sicko and I get a huge feeling of accomplishment by knowing that they are definitely empty. Sweety likes to watch.

annearkham said...

Cheese soup. . .anal glands. . .

Midwestern City Boy said...

We only have a joint checking account. I didn't' know what I was missing out on by pooling the money into a single pot.

I knew there was a reason I didn't have dogs as an adult.

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Thanks for making me smile and laugh out loud, once again. It's great, because if I'm feeling a bit low, I can count on feeling a whole lot better after visiting your blog. LOVE the anal glands-cheese soup! Your Doggies sound delightful, as does your Sweety. My cat is named Sweetie, (different spelling) and he is as sweet as his name, as I'm sure your Sweety is, too!

txsm said...

Ok, gotta post the pic of Tiny dog with soup face.....too funny!

Chickie said...

anne arkham - Suddenly, cheese soup doesn't seem so tasty.

mcb - Sweety would probably end up killing me if we shared a checking account.

Dogs can be high maintenance. But look at all the love I get in return! When they're not stealing my food...

old lady of the hills - It cracks me up just to watch the dogs play tag. They are great stress relief.

Sweety is one good egg!

txsm - Okay, you twisted my arm. I'll share the photo of my thieving little dog.

L said...

heh heh heh.

I can't believe you managed to combine anal glands, checking accounts, broccoli cheese soup and a chihuahua into one post!

Chickie said...

l - You just made realize how talented I really am. Cool.