I've decided that Tiny dog is a klepto. First she gets caught eating my damn soup, then she moves on to stealing pacifiers from innocent babies. (See that little fat foot? It belongs to the cutest boy child ever. That's his equally cute ass sister looking at Tiny dog steal.) She took the pacifier straight to her hidey hole for safekeeping. (Notice her shiny collar and her new necklace. She's pimped out. I must be weird as shit. Making my dog jewelry.) I think she needs some kind of professional help to stop stealing. I'm not gonna worry about it unless I catch her robbing a liquor store or something.
I love watching other people's kids. For about an hour after they left I was thinking "gee, if I had one it would still be running around being cute and playing". But after I took a shower and got into bed I decided it was nice to only have to worry about not crushing Tiny dog in my sleep and not about keeping a tit ready for a baby to latch on to.
6 comments:
Hey, dude, I have FIVE of them that you are welcome to babysit. For long periods of time, even...
LOL.
Bekah's comment is TOO FUNNY! Your doggies are goofy...
Love the pics!!!! Funny, we have a 'klepto' cat, Boo's siamese loves to take off with her hair bows and most recently the rubber clothes that go on polly pockets. My first clue was when I would come home from being out or get up in the morning and I would find the lofa thingie from the shower in the living room. We now have to hide that, along with her hairbows, and put all her Polly Pocket stuff in a sealed box....too funny about Tiny dog!
bekah - I'm not worried about her licking them. It's her cutting them out with the straight razor that she keeps in her hidey hole that worries me.
bec - I'm a good sitter. I like getting the kids all hopped up on sugar before it's time for them to go home :)
txsm - I have to hide anything that Tiny can drag away. If it's not nailed down and she can carry it then she's taking it under the couch.
Kid are great and I would not trade our two for anything in the world, but, keep in mind in the immortal words of Obi-wan Kenobi "they will be with you always".
Tiny has to be the cutest little thing I've ever seen in my life (next to my Aunt's chihuahua, of course -- they'd give each other a run for their money)
:)
mcb - That is true. It would be my luck though, if I had any, that they'd abandon me in the old folks home.
l - I just told Tiny that you said that and her head it too big to go under her couch. I hope this is temporary.
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