11/22/05

New Stuff

I had to break down and go shopping today.
Introducing - My new hat:

Front view

Side view

I so wish I were an old, Jewish man so I could wear it to a synagogue.

I'm not gonna say what size it is except Effing Big. This is a sign to lose weight. Sweety and I are going to start walking now that it has cooled off a bit. I don't think my tit-sling should be big enough to fit on my noggin.

18 comments:

bekah said...

Oh my God. I'm laughing so hard right now! Thank you!

Chickie said...

When I put it on my head and did a little dance in the dressing room, I thought of you.

Osbasso said...

It sort of looks like you're wearing a bridal veil! A weird bridal veil, but still...

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL!!!ROTFL!!!!
This tops all the laughs you've given me so far...This Is GREAT!!!
And what's even funnier, I think it makes a very unique hat!!!
You are truly hilarious Chickie! LOVE your sense of humor.

Chickie said...

Osbasso - It kinda does doesn't it? I have a really good idea for a bachelorette party now if anyone I know gets married.

OOLOTH - You are too kind! :)

MollyNormal said...

Chickie - pictures like this are why I love you so!! Your hat is FABULOUS and anyone who says differently is just jealous!

KyuBall said...

So is Anthony Michael Hall coming over later to help you make Kelly LaBrock.

"He doesn't even have a license, Lisa!"..."Gimme da keys!"

Too funny.

Sasha said...

wow. nice hat. maybe i'll go shop for one myself. except that i'm not sure it'll fit on my head... heehee. go figure. :)

Zube Girl said...

I love the hat. My tit-sling would probably be too small to cover, oh, I don't know, my hands? I'm envious.

And, if I were to exercise, the first thing to go would be, the little bitty boobs.

Chickie said...

Mollynormal - When I wore it to the grocery store last night everyone adored it!

Kyuball - Unfortunatley, I have no idea what movie you are referencing. I hadn't really started watching movies til a couple of years ago.

Sasha - The nice thing is that you can try it on without going into the dressing room.

Zube Girl - But I bet you can wear those little slutty shirts that you can let your bra strap peek out of, lucky girl.

BO Snagley said...

Do they make that model with a bill, so that it could keep the sun out of my eyes.it would do an excellent job of preventing my ears from getting sunburn.

Chickie said...

Bo Snagley - I have instructions on how to fashion a bill out of tin foil. Let me know if you need them.

anne arkham said...

I've never even needed to wear a bra. I bow before you.

Chickie said...

Anne Arkham - You have no idea how jealous I am of your bralessness. But anything that will get people to bow before me is a good thing.

KyuBall said...

GASP! You don't know the '80s classic "Weird Science"?

Anthony and some other nameless actor wore bras on their heads when they created a woman, Kelly LaBrock, with their computer.

Midwestern City Boy said...

That is quite a headpiece!

So did you create a hot looking guy. You have to see the scene out of "Wierd Science".

Chickie said...

Kyuball - I think I've seen bits and pieces of that. When I was growing up we didn't see a lot of t.v.

MCB - Sweety did get oddly aroused. I guess I shouldn't underestimate the power of the headgear.

anne arkham said...

Oh, you've gotta watch Weird Science.