11/1/05

Rambling

Well, well...

I do believe that the new schedule will suit me just fine! It was nice getting home at 9:30 last night and getting to see Sweety for a few hours. And it was nice waking up this morning and not being all tired on my day off. I'm gonna miss leaving my podmates though. You get a more interesting mix of people that work overnights, in my opinion. I just saw a bunch of ladies on my new team. Not that I don't like ladies it's just that I think women are more likely to be mean and bitchy towards you than men are. Sweety was very happy to hear that the new team is full of women.

The boys got their asses whipped at their ballgame Saturday night. The umpire called the game in the 4th inning because there was no way they could stage a comeback. Everybody's all solemn in the car and I'm trying to cheer them up before we dump them back off at their mom's house so I say 'hey, it could've been worse'. And everyone just looks at me like I'm a simpleton and BB says "no, i don't think so. they beat us 14 to 1. we were so horrible that the umpire CALLED THE GAME. i don't think it could have been any worse." Sweety said the only way it could've been worse is if they made the boys play naked. I say it would've been worse if they didn't even score their one run. I'll be glad when the season is over.

When Sweety went to EW's house before the game to get the boys I guess they exchanged words. She came out and met him on the sidewalk and told him the boys were out of control at her house and he needed to tell them to be good. To EW I say - how about a nice big glass of "go fuck yourself - with a brick"? She didn't send LB to school on Friday because he was running a very slight temperature. She didn't want to give him medicine to bring it down and send him to school because she didn't want to risk having to pick him up later. Nevermind that the damn school is maybe 7 effing minutes away for her. Last year when LB was "sick" and didn't go to school she told him not to worry about what his Dad said because if he's at her house she makes the rules. But I guess when she can't enforce them she wants Sweety to. He told her that he was tired of always having to be the bad guy because the boys listen to him. He had a talk with the boys and told them to not give their mom such a hard time. He asked me what should he do if it doesn't work and I say not a damn thing. They don't have a bedtime over there, their teeth barley get brushed (the first thing we do when they come back here is Comet out their mouths) and she thinks that Sweety telling them to be good is gonna be worth a squirt of piss? Ha. I'm trying to think of some way to encourage incorrigible behavior over there; then maybe she'll just freak out and leave them here all the time. She's started babysitting over night and if she has charges when the boys are there then they are evicted from their beds to sleep on the floor so the paying customers can have beds. This kind of pisses me off. I'm wondering if it would be out of line if we sent one of those queen size air mattresses over for them to sleep on. I think the problem is that she doesn't have enough time to pay attention to them and they've decided bad attention is better than no attention. Stupid bint.

Whew, glad I got that off my chest. Now if I have to see her at tomorrow's ballgame I'll be able to be nice. Probably.

Tiny dog has really been chowing down on a lot of Stinky dog's hair. She took a poop last night and when Sweety brought her inside it was still HANGING OUT OF HER ASS!. I HAD TO PULL IT OUT! AAAAAGH!. It was about a 3 damn inch, poop and mucus covered Stinkydog hairball. (nice visual, eh?) I puked a little when I yanked it out. Sweety had to restrain her. Too bad we don't have a photo of that one. Gross gross gross. That's the nastiest thing I've ever touched. I may put a muzzle on Tiny and just take it off when it's time for her to eat.

I better go tidy up. Make the most of my newfound energy.

11 comments:

middle aged man said...

good to hear you're working more "normal" hours! :)

bekah said...

I am SO GLAD you don't have a photo of the poop. And, you know the small muzzles really are SO CUTE! Maybe you can put rhinestones on it for her.

Chuck said...

Oh yeah, that was all kinds of a nice mental image...seriously, it was. I kind of get off on dog poop stories...I guess you could say I'm a little weird that way. Next time, please get a pic for me, m'kay?

LOL

scorpy said...

I SO feel your pain on the kids' mother-front. I'm downright scared of what the stepson will turn into when we're not taking him every other weekend and reacquainting him with his toothbrush and other hygiene-type stuff.

Chickie said...

middle aged man - I'd forgotten how nice it was to be on a "day" schedule. It suits me cause I don't have to be there too early!

bekah - There will definitely be rhinestones. Then maybe I'll put a mirror on the floor so she can admire herself.

chuck - I'll see what I can photograph for your. She took a dump a few days ago and it was full of pencil erasers. Pretty!

scorpy - It's so frustrating to pick them up and see they haven't used thier toothbrushes well and their nails are long. Ack.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Ugh- been there on the dog thing, except it was yarn. And disposable diapers. Sort of a brightly colored gelatinous mixture. NOT GOOD. I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!!

And once a woman brought a dog in to the vet where I worked because it ate her pearls. No kidding. It looked excatly like what you think it did. :(

Chickie said...

bonanza jellybean - I wonder if she kept the pearls?

anne arkham said...

Blech!

Chickie said...

anne arkham - That is exactly what I said.

Midwestern City Boy said...

I'm glad that you like you schedule. Does it seem weird working normal hours our have you already adjusted?

One dog would be quite sufficient for me. Then there would be less to lick/eat/etc. I'm not puling anything out of a dog big or small. Yuck.

Chickie said...

mcb - I think it's going to take me a little while to get used to sleeping all night long. As it is I've gotten used to having about 4 hours and then taking a 5 hour nap later on. It does seem odd to be working regular hours. Now when I'm getting off work that's the time that I used to be having lunch!

Aw, you can't let your dog suffer! You'd have to yank it out :)