You know it's going to be a fabulous day when...
Your panties effing BREAK because a small canine has chewed through the string on the side.
Your finger turns purple when putting your wedding ring on because you are so bloated.
You steal socks from your significant other and find that they have a hole in them.
You wake up because you feel like you're gonna puke.
I cannot wait to see how my day will unfold!