11/18/05

Signs

You know it's going to be a fabulous day when...

Your panties effing BREAK because a small canine has chewed through the string on the side.

Your finger turns purple when putting your wedding ring on because you are so bloated.

You steal socks from your significant other and find that they have a hole in them.

You wake up because you feel like you're gonna puke.

I cannot wait to see how my day will unfold!

16 comments:

bekah said...

I'm having a shit-eating day, too. Let's just fuck work and drink tequila all day, k?

anne arkham said...

Bloating, puking. . .maybe you're pregnant?

txsm said...

Ummm, yeah...anne arkham took my statement...something we need to know?

Yeah, I've done the 'steal socks from singnificant other' thing...sucks don't it? LOL

Chickie said...

Sweet jesus, I am not pregnant. Quite the opposite actually. Bite your tongues, people.

anne arkham said...

*evil grin*

Jess said...

My dog does that crap too! I have to HIDE my undies ... cause if she finds them... she steals them and just loves to tear them up. Maybe she does it cause she gets in trouble. *hmmmm*

middle aged man said...

happy friday, girl! :)

Chickie said...

Jess - I think the dog likes mine because she knows she shouldn't have them. Like it must be a REALLY GOOD THING if I try and keep them away from her.

I would love to know what my dogs think.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Not a great beginning, Chickie! I dearly hope it has gotten better as the day has gone on....

Chickie said...

OOLOTH - It seems to be perking up now that I'm home. Hmmm, maybe there's a connection there.

Midwestern City Boy said...

That’s the one good thing about being a guy. Dogs don't like our underwear. And even if they did they're a lot harder to destroy.

I NEVER take off my wedding ring (even when I'm working around machinery and really should). There is a permanent grove in my ring finger from wearing it. And back when I was heavier if I had taken it off, I would have never been able to get it back on.

Chickie said...

MCB - Tiny does think that boy underwear is a delicacy. It is just harder to destroy.

I don't like to take my ring off but I don't like getting the setting caught in my hair when I shower. Sweety never takes his off.

Zube Girl said...

Holy shit, are you ME, Chickie? Fess up now. ;-)

Chickie said...

Zube Girl - Dang, you found me out!

Crazy.Spoiled.bLitch. said...

What is it about dogs and women's under ware? My dog does the same thing and he usually goes for the crotch area. I have also had the same thing happen with my ex's FEMALE dog. Apparently the Canine Undie Fetish is not gender biased. And now I know my panties aren't special...

Not sure if that's a good thing or not. :-)

Chickie said...

C.S.B. - For some reason, it's only my small dog that likes to eat my panties. The big dog doesn't care for them.

I feel better knowing that other people's dogs like to eat underthings also. This way I know my dog isn't a total oddball....