I'd like to be a pediatric surgeon/orthodontist. So I could install feeding tubes directly into the stomachs of youngsters and wire their jaws shut. Carpentry would be one of my hobbies. I'd make sturdy oak boxes. Boxes with little holes cut in the top that you could cram a feeding tube into. Digging. I'd like to be a good digger too. Holes big enough to stick my big oak, child-size boxes in.
LB(9) decided to hurl a stone at his brother earlier. And then when I confronted them LB said that BB(11) used a bad word. And then a screaming match erupted between the two and I nipped it in the bud by sending them to their rooms and then chewing them out individually. I don't think there will be any more rock throwing or any hint of any kind of inappropriate phrases coming out of anybody's mouth for the next little while.