Setting: On the couch. I'm zooming around on the internet with the aid of Sasha - Sweety is tormenting Tiny dog.
Me: I know the laptop has a card reader. I'd like to put my digital camera card in but I'm afraid I'll break it.
Him: Good grief. You're not gonna break anything. Just stick it in there. It's kind of like eating pussy for the first time. You don't have a guide book; you've just gotta get in there and :insert slurping sound here and Sweety shaking his head wildly like a rabid dog:
Me: That was just the motivation I needed.
I will be brave and puke some photos up tomorrow using the laptop.