1/24/06

Long Time No See

Well, it's only been five days since I visited my little bloggie but that is quite a stretch for me.

I've gotta bicycle! I'm very excited. A friend at work gave it to me and I love it. It's red. And has gears (different speeds?). And a spring thing where the seat is so you bounce along if you hit a pothole instead of having your teeth rattle out of your head. It hasn't been on it's maiden voyage with me yet but it will be going out this evening. When I was a kid I loved riding a bike. My dad and I went on a trip that was about 50 miles round trip when I was 10 or 11. It took us 8 hours but it was fun. I'm just hoping some non-driving fool doesn't mow me down. I plan on only riding on the sidewalk or taking it somewhere there are bike trails.

This weekend was pretty slow. I felt kinda sluggish from my puking/backache bout on Thursday night and didn't really want to do anything on Saturday. We left the house to go to the store for a rake on Saturday and ended up at a restaurant meeting some friends. And I just felt so crummy I wanted to leave. But after 2 tequila shots I felt a bit better. A few of the people came to our house and we ordered pizza and watched a couple of movies. Managed to get in bed early enough so I didn't feel like total crap at work on Sunday.

I'm really trying to curb my cursing. Especially the quiet cursing that I do to myself in public when someone pisses me off. My new phrase for people is "cabbagehead". Someone at work heard me say that and they asked me to repeat myself and then they wanted to know what I meant. I told them I thought that was better than saying "fucking idiot". Of course, when I'm in my car and suffering from road rage my favorite phrase is still "why don't you go fuck yourself with a brick?"

Someone gave us 2 porn DVDs. 4 hours of anal porn each. Not my cup of tea. I'd rather put a flaming q-tip in my eye than do what some of those chicks in those movies do.

Sweety heard my audiopost and wanted to know if I was reading it. No. It took me 3 or 4 "takes" before I recorded myself and I didn't stutter or stammer my way through. I've never liked the sound of my voice and anytime I've had to speak in public I've gotten hives.

14 comments:

Mike said...

4 hours of anal porn? What will they think of next?

Congratulations on your new bike.

Cabbageheads is a pretty fitting description of some people. Mind if I borrow it? Of course I will have to modify it some since I am not trying to curb my cussing. They will become fucking cabbageheads in my world.

Dirk the Feeble said...

How do you do those audio posts? I don't think I have a mic to do one anyway, but it might be kind of cool if I could figure that out.

I think four hours of anal porn is not a very good gift, but what do I know? Now, four hours of gay midget barnyard porn, that's a different story.

anne arkham said...

Porn either gets me in the mood or upsets teh hell out of me and kills it completely. It's always a gamble.

Chickie said...

Mike - I hadn't thought of saying fucking cabbageheads. Now that will probably start slipping out.

The people we got the porn from got like 20 dvds of the stuff. All anal. Sweety likes it though.

Armaedes - http://audioblogger.com/

Anne Arkham - I'm the same way. It was a guarantee though that these movies weren't going to do anything for me. They made my butt hurt to watch them.

shannon said...

Hmmm, anal porn. Yeah, not so much here either.

My favorite swear/nonswear word is crapdammit (I know, it's got a "bad" word in there, but putting crap in front of it seems to take the edge off). I do like cabbagehead though. May have to get that into regular rotation. OOOH, and "wackadoodle". That's a good one too!

Chickie said...

Shannon - Thanks for "wackadoodle". I will start using that one!

Scotty Ice said...

favorite psuedocurse word.....

motherscratcher.....

dont ask....

and...another question?

can I borrow the DVD's when you are done??

;-)

Titus said...

The spring thing is called a mono-shock :_)

bekah said...

Hi, you can mail me those DVDs. Pretty much all porn turns me on. I'm a dirty girl.

Chickie said...

Scotty Iaasc - Maybe I can figure out how to put the DVD on my blog. Ick, nevermind.

Titus - Thanks for the info! It took me a minute to figure out who you were :)

Bekah - I'll send you the one that still has the shrink wrap on it.

bekah said...

Woohoo!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

A flaming q0tip in your eye!!! (lol) I love that one, Chickie! I may use it sometime but I promise to give you credit!

I missed you! Glad you are back and I love that video thingy...

Midwestern City Boy said...

California Girl and I have matching mountain bikes but haven't ridden them much in three or four years. (No place to ride nearby.) When we lived closer to a bike path we used to go riding all the time and it was great fun. Sometimes the four of us would all go ridding on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon.

We do anal but I think that anal porn much like all porn is over done just to make a point. Porn is porn and not real life. Thats not to say that there aren't freaky people in real life. But there is a difference between being truly freaky and being paid to be freaky.

Chickie said...

OOLOTH - You have my blessing to use the qtip saying and make it your own :)

MCB - I think the bike riding will be something fun that we can do together. There are a couple of places near here with bike trails and other stuff to do.

This anal porn is truly overdone. There's no mistaking what's happening. Sweety tried to tell me that there was actually a good storyline going but I think he had a bad idea of what a good storyline is.