2/1/06
Pinching Pennies
For the longest time, I was very picky about the kind of toilet paper I used. (had to be 2-ply and fluffy) Then I realized how many rolls I was going through in a week and decided to change. I started using 1-ply stuff that had 1000 sheets to a roll. So for the last few weeks I've been using this and feeling really thrifty. (and my butt's been well exfoliated too because this stuff is like fine grade sandpaper.) Until a few nights ago when I just felt really embarrassed. I'd gotten out of the shower, taken a leak and went to bed. Things started to get friendly in the bed and I noticed that Sweety was spitting something out. Toilet paper. Off my coochie. I wanted to die. I'm gonna go back to using Charmin.
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Geez. Im gessin if its septic-safe, th stuffs gotta be digestible too. Whats th big deal?
Well, when I'm licking his nutsack I'd rather not find any toilet paper bits. I figure the feeling is mutual.
there are certain things in my home that i refuse to compromise on...
ass paper is one of those things...
so glad you are going back to the good stuff... :)
peace...
Eeeeeeewwwww!
If I was him, I wouldn't care what I was spitten out as long as was down on a coochie. So don't worry about it unless he got up when he ate the paper.
I HATE it when that happens...you just want to curl up and die...
LOL, LOL, LOL EWWW. Just a little too much information, Chickie?
Poor Sweety..and poor you too! Charmin is the best!
Monkey - I might not keep getting the good stuff if I keep this up!
Anne Arkham - If he'd have said that, I probably would have burst into embarrassed flames.
BTExpress - That was his sentiment too.
Tiffaneycm - I'm hoping this will not have a repeat occurrence.
OOLOTH - Sometimes, I'm all about TMI :)
OH MY GOD! How did I miss this post earlier?!?
This is like my WORST nightmare (and probably Mark's too). Poor Sweety.
OMG!!!! Been there... ack!!!
Bekah - At least he knows I keep it dried off...
Amy - I feel better knowing that I'm in fine company!
There are worse things to find. At least he was spitting out and continuing. He could have run into the bathroom gagging.
MCB - It made me feel just a wee bit better that he didn't freak out.
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