Have you ever shared an office with someone who annoyed the ever-loving shit out of you? I did today.
Some LOUD lady sat about 30 feet away from me and I could hear every word that came out of her face. I could hear her over my headset when I was talking to customers. There was a wall between us and it was like she was yelling in my ear. She was one of those people with a story for every-fucking-thing. And they were all the kinds of stories meant to elicit a shocked response. I think since today was a holiday and lots of people were off she came and sat in my pod so she could have an audience.
I had to take an unscheduled break and hide in the bathroom when the urge to hit her with a trash can became too overwhelming.
3 comments:
Jus look at her, smile plitely, an say: "You woont blieve how much you rmind me of th last person I murderd."
Gee I hope you don't have to share your office with her all the time! That would drive me batty!
Joey Polanski - I thought about something like that but at the place I work, that would be taken as a death threat & I'd be escorted out of the place. Which wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that I like getting paid.
Mike - Could you maybe microwave his coffee to super hot when he's not looking? A third degree burn to the mouth would probably stop the slurping for awhile.
OOLOTH - Thankfully, she's not there everyday. I'd poke my eardrums out.
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