6/20/06

I Thought It'd Be Funny

If you're kissing on a penis and your nose starts to run: The penis owner will NOT think it's cute if you wipe your nose on the side of his weenie. Even if it's just a little bit of the kind of snot that's clear. He will run away screaming and traumatized.

Sometimes my sense of humor is a bit off.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well I think it's hilarious.

Sefton said...

Hey, as long as you keep kissing...

Joey Polanski said...

Chickie, are you th only person who thinks it was yer NOSE you was sposta be blowin?

Chickie said...

Bekah - I thought that you might.

Ber - You must try it sometime. The look on his face before he fled the room was priceless.

Jedimacfan - I couldn't keep kissing because it was too hard to breathe with my nose being stuffed up and runny. We compromised on a hand job with the lights off so he couldn't see the toilet paper crammed in my nostrils to hold back the constant dripping.

Joey Polanski - Well, it made sense. I mean, I didn't think a tiny bit of my snot was any worse that the stuff that I was working to draw out of his pecker. But I guess I was wrong and that are some things that you shouldn't make jokes with.

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Lol, LOL, LOL...You are too funny Chickie...."screaming and traumatized"...indeed! (lol)

Jess said...

LMFAO! That is so funny!

Anonymous said...

I don't think the wiping part is so bad, but the idea that you would lick it off later is grossing me out.

Chickie said...

Anne Arkham - I wasn't going to lick it off. I was going to make him wash it off before I did any more.

Michael said...

I think said penis owner is being a little picky. Getting Honey down there is hard enough, but with a stuffy/runny nose...forget it.

Chickie said...

Michael - It is kinda hard to breathe with a mouthfull of penis and a runny nose. I think I wanted him to run away so I could get some air.