7/7/06

Meet Chi Chi

My sister has a chihuahua, Chi Chi. Chi Chi's around 16 years old, going bald, is senile and has no teeth. The dog also has a huge coochie.

chichicoochie

She weighs just under 3 pounds and I bet that sucker is heavy to carry around. It's about the diameter of a dime and pokes out around 3/4 of an inch. For comparison, Tiny dog is 5 pounds and hers looks like a pencil eraser.

Maybe coochies get bigger with age? Maybe gravity gets to them? I can't wait to see what Tiny's looks like in 15 years.

11 comments:

OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...That is pretty amazing...Gee, that didn't happen to my coochie...well, not yet anyway. Do you suppose it's more of a little doggie thing?

Joey Polanski said...

It cant be gravity, Chickie. Im pretty sure th gravity is zero on a UFO ... an dont tell me THAT thing dint come off a friggin UFO!

Chickie said...

OOLOTH - She's around 112 in dog years so she's a bit older than you. Let me know what yours looks like when you're 95-ish.

Joey Polanski - When I saw her the other day, my first words were "Sis, she looks like she's dead already!" I wouldn't be surprised if she came from space.

Mike said...

Speaking as someone that has a Chihuahua, I have to wonder how one would know when a Chihuahua is senile? I mean how would you tell the difference between a normal Chihuahua and one that is senile?

Chickie said...

Mike - She's always been mean as shit to everyone except the women that owned her. Sometimes when my sister or I go to hold her, she growls and freaks out - looks all confused - and then it's like she recognizes us after a minute and calms down.

She looks like something that was taxidermied that you'd find in your Grandma's attic. Maybe she's pissed about that.

Anonymous said...

I can't say. I am an expert on the coochies on women but have no idea about dogs.

Anonymous said...

Did she ever have sex? You know, stretching and all... it might've added to the enlargement factor.

(And, on a side note, it's kinda gross that you pointed out Chi Chi's coochie on your blog.)

Mike said...

Well what's even worse is that it made me go check out Carmen's coochie. It's nowhere near as big. Although when she went into heat once I thought she was going to trip over it.

Chickie said...

MCB - Yeah, the rules are probably different with the two.

Bekah - She's never had sex. Except for a few times with a toy turtle.

Gross, yes...But aren't you glad that you got to see it?

Mike - Glad that I've helped to raise dog coochie awareness.

L said...

ouch

Chickie said...

L - I don't think it hurts her. She seems pretty proud of it and likes to show it off.

Anne Arkham - That's what I thought when I looked at the photo.