7/17/06

Where Procrastination Impedes Recreation

My procrastinating self let my damn birth control pills run out! Agh! They won't be here til the 30th. I thought that I had another pack to go through but I was mistaken. I am so fucked. (ha, ha! not really!)

So, tomorrow I will carry myself down to the pharmacy to find some other form of birth control to use in the interim. I've never really used anything else so this should be a lot of fun.

Maybe I'll just buy Sweety a prostitute. That would probably be easier.

13 comments:

Titus said...

I think fate just reared it's head. Do you know what women who let their birth control pills run out are called? Mommy.

Joey Polanski said...

If th prostitute got some birf cntrol pills with her, then YOU coud get in on th fun.

Mike said...

You are such a thoughtful wife Chickie. I think you should offer classes to wives everywhere.

New Girl said...

I'm just sayin: Don't get condoms with spermicde.

That don't feel so good.

Chickie said...

Titus - :P

Joey Polanski - Nah, I'd just put my earplugs in and get some sleep.

Mike - But do you think any wives would want to attend?

New Girl - Won't go the condom route. We tried that once and it broke. Felt like a rubber band being snapped on my personal bits.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Cold showers?

yep, it's me.... said...

turns out the only protection I need is to not be electrocuted - it's a sad sad time -
I'll send you mine
;)

The Phosgene Kid said...

Have to resort to the old "midnight trampoline"

Chickie said...

The Phosgene Kid - I'd feel bad making Sweety take cold showers. "midnight trampoline"? I'd never heard that one before, took me a few minutes to figure it out.

Me - You worry about electrocution? You know, you can get them with batteries too.

Ginamonster said...

I HATE the mail order Pharmacy! I fell forced to use them and I KNOW I'm going to forget to refill! AND they keep sending me invoices even though I paid! damn them.

Chickie said...

Ginamonster - I'm so bad about forgetting to get a refill and then having to pay for express shipping. This time though, when I did the reorder, I didn't get that option.

Midwestern City Boy said...

Its been awhile but I think that one you've been of them for a while, they take a couple f weeks to kick back in. So you won't be "safe" until mid-August.

Chickie said...

MCB - It says it'll be a week. I'll be glad when it's good and ready!