8/8/06

Dear Sweety,

War Wound

If your lovely wife has just had 6 shots of tequila - don't tell her that she couldn't throw something and hit the broad side of a barn. Because she will be able to smack you with a bottle of nail polish remover from across the room.

Have you forgotten that this is the same chick that you dared to poke your eye out with a carrot?

For the record, I don't advocate spousal abuse. He likes it. Really.

10 comments:

The Unknown said...

Oh sure, but could you paint your fingernails after 6 shots of tequila?
love

Mike said...

Damn. My wife threw an ashtray at me once. She missed...thank God. Hey, as long as it is all in fun, it's okay.

Chickie said...

The Unknown - No, but I bet I could talk him into doing it for me.

Mike - An ashtray? I try to avoid throwing things that could break.

patti_cake said...

You go girl!

Joey Polanski said...

Im sure Sweetys hurt less by th bruise than he is by th unspokn implickation that hes big as th broad side of a barn.

bekah said...

Wow, you really knocked him hard there... good job!

Amy said...

Go Chickie!!!!! Mike said something similar to me once. He ended up getting a garden trowel to the back of the head... I was on the other side of the yard, so apparently my aim is deadly when I'm pissed.

Chickie said...

Patti_Cake & Bekah - I just don't know my own strength :)

Joey Polanski - Eh, Sweety knows that he's turning into a skinny rat. It makes me tired to see him exercise.

Amy - I don't know how my aim is when pissed but it's pretty dead-on when drinking.

MollyNormal said...

WOW - nice coloring there!

Meredith said...

This looks like my household!

good job!