9/4/06

What A Crappy Night

I came home from work to find that my beloved laptop was dead. It only took 4 hours and one reformat to get back online.

While dinking with the computer and reassuring the children that I wasn't angry that they were the last ones to touch the computer before it died - Tiny dog took a shit on the floor.

I tripped over Stinky dog and almost broke my leg.

And then Sweety came home to have this conversation with me:

"Hey, lets have a baby soon!"

*blink* *blink* "No, Sweety. Not anytime soon. We will someday. Maybe."

"Why don't you get in shape and THEN get pregnant?"

"Wow! I think that's the most insulting thing that anyone's ever said to me! Congratulations on being that lucky individual!"

On that note, I shooed Sweety out the door and to work.

My oaf of a husband and his computer breaking children will be lucky to see the sun rise.

15 comments:

jedimacfan said...

Whenever I think about having kids I remember that I don't want to have to share my XBOX, computer, and television and that there are still so many electronics out there that I do not yet own but would love to...

anaglyph said...

But phew, your at least your computer is working again...

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Well this was not a good day, at all! Lord, I think you ought to give Sweety a swift kick in you know where...! Glad you got your lap top back on-line, my dear!

Chickie said...

JediMacFan - I like your way of thinking.

Anaglyph - Exactly!

OOLOTH - I'm going to assume that he got sunstroke on Saturday and was still delirious last night.

bekah said...

Tell Sweety as soon as he offers to be the first male to ever carry a child to full term, you'll be all on board with the having a baby thing.

Chickie said...

Bekah - He'd probably just buy me a bundle of chihuahuas instead.

Joey Polanski said...

WOW! Did Tiny Dog pick th RIGHT time to shit on th floor, or WHAT? That got totaly lost in th swirl o othr peoples shit!

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - Tiny is a smart one.

Jen said...

how many people & dogs are still alive in your house?

Chickie said...

Jen - They are all still here. Lucky for them, I was too tired to do any smothering or hole-digging last night.

Midwestern City Boy said...

I'm confused. Weren't you talking about wanting to have a baby a short time ago?

And what is with Tiny puking and pooping all over everything? Does Stinky do it too or is she better behaved?

Chickie said...

MCB - I do want to squirt out a baby someday but I don't want my husband to tell me to get in shape first.

Stinky is generally better behaved. She lets me know when she needs to be let outside. Tiny just isn't that considerate.

Bianca Roland said...

Man, that would have earned husband a night on the couch if it was said to me. Rude!!

Chickie said...

Bianca Roland - I gave him a one time pass on it. I look at is as payback for anything I've ever said about his thinning hair.

shannon said...

I would have totally bitch slapped the husband on that one! As for the kids...they should fess up!

And my definition of that night is craptastic.