10/27/06

I Feel Dirty

When I was a kid, we had a cat. I spent many evenings with him on my lap while I read books or watched t.v. Sometimes he'd do this little thing where he used his front paws to knead the blanket over my legs and he'd purr loudly while doing it. He really liked it if I gave his head a good hard pet while this was going on. I just saw a video of a cat fucking a blanket and I now realize that's what he was doing. Up until now, I'd always thought he was just doing what cats do to show that they're content.

I am so embarrassed.

Added @ 11:11 p.m.
Here is the video that brought back so many memories.
Thanks for linking this in the comments, Jeni!

13 comments:

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...Well, my understanding is that "kneading" is what kittens do as they are nursing and I have seen them doing that when my cat Baby had 5 kittens...they all took their paws and did that kneading thing on her belly as the nursed...It was very sweet...! Now you are telling me they were fucking something??? LOL..I don't think so...!

Mike said...

Well it is a damn good thing you are not running for political office. If you were, this little gem would be all over the front pages of the paper.

Chickie said...

OOLOTH - I've seen kittens and cats do what you're talking about and I don't think they were masturbating. I am certain that my cat was.

Mike - There goes my idea of a second job...

bekah said...

This is why I don't trust cats.

jeni said...

Chickie,

I am so sorry I had to break the news to you. I know the video is disturbing.

I will chip in for therapy costs.

jeni said...

For the record:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1400819654108470218&pr=goog-sl

This is my cat. I know he fucking, as I have had to witness this in person and have heard the sounds he makes.

Anne Arkham said...

I've seen cats do both. There's definite humping involved in blanket fucking, and cum.

Chickie said...

Bekah - Cats can't be trusted because they need no one.

Jeni - I don't need therapy. I washed my leg with bleach today. All is good.

Thank you for supplying the video evidence.

Anne Arkham - Hey, stranger! :)

My cat never came. His testicles were gone. So he just humped fruitlessly.

SafeTinspector said...

Usually a compulsive kneading cat was removed from its mother before being completely weaned.

As for masturbation: was your cat an unmodified tom, if you know what I mean?

And really, even if there were feline masturbation involved, where's the shame there? You made his little life a little more bearable, and isn't that all we should ask for in life? To make the world a little happier.

Joey Polanski said...

Who DONT purr when they fuck a blanket?

jedimacfan said...

I say get even: Fuck it back.

Chickie said...

Safetinspector - The cat was very modified. We called him The Nutless Wonder.

You know, I hadn't thought of it as doing a good deed til now. Thanks.

Joey Polanski - Good point.

JediMacFan - I don't want revenge that badly.

Debra said...

haha I have blanket kneaders, and even a blanket suck, but never had one pull a blanket fuck!