10/11/06

Phwew!

It'd been so long since my house had been really cleaned that it actually cried tears of joy as I was dusting today. I'd totally forgotten how nice it was to sit on the couch and look at stuff on this useless box while the house was in order. Have you ever had something (e.g., a dusty ass house) that was just so far behind that you didn't even know where or how to start? That's kinda what the homestead had been like. No mold growing on anything. Just everything out of place and breeding dust bunnies.

Sweety was kind enough to bring dinner home so all I've gotta do is heat it up. Yay! Some kind of Greek chicken and rice. Tasty stuff. And hummus. I love hummus. I love chickpeas too. So small and cute.

Wow, I just read what I just wrote and had an out of body experience. Like "holy shit, what a weirdo!" Who extols the perfect dainty goodness of the fucking chickpea?

I feel really good today. For about the past month or so I've been pretty down in the dumps but today seems good! Who cares if I'm giving chickpeas a verbal blowjob? It's better than crying.

10 comments:

Debra said...

Hey, is giving a verbal blowjob is what it takes to keep you smiling, so be it!

I happen to like chickpeas and hummus and falafel as well! (I dunno if you like falafel too, but I do!)

Mike said...

Giving Chickpeas a blow job of any kind is an image that I will never get out of my mind. Thanks Chickie.

bekah said...

I lovemmus the hummus. Hummus makes me cummus. Hummus is the bestummus.

I could go on... but I won't.

Midwestern City Boy said...

I'm glad you're feeling better but now you're making me feel guilty about the mess around here.

Joey Polanski said...

DANCIN KITTYyyyyyyyy!

An RUNNIN BUNNYyyyyyyyy!

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The Phosgene Kid said...

Chickpeas for chickie. I use them in Minestrone.

MollyNormal said...

Eeeeew hummus is so nasty!

Enjoyed your verbal blow job of the chick peas, though. There's a very strange picture in my head right now...

patti_cake said...

I just like the word chickpeea.
chickpea. chickpea. chickpea. It's even fun to type!

Ginamonster said...

they bounce too. which is all I think they are good for. ugh.

I'm thinking I need to just hire a housekeeper. What's another couple of hours working at 'Bucks anyway?

Chickie said...

Debra - Falafel? Never heard of it. But I'm going to look some up now!

Mike - You're welcome.

Bekah - Wow, I loved you even before I knew what a poet you were! :)

MCB - Just brush the guilt off for at least 3 or 4 months. That's what I do.

Joey Polanski - They're having a dance-off to the death.

The Phosgene Kid - I've only eaten them in hummus and as chickpea salad. I think anything would be better with them though!

Mollynormal - How can you not like hummus? Mmmmm, garlic hummus....

Patti_Cake - I like to say it too.

Ginamonster - Why're you hating on the chickpea? It horrifies me to know that you know that they bounce. Chickpea abuser :)

I am so with you on the housekeeper! I have an ad for one that I've been carrying around for a few weeks. I needed to get my house clean before even thinking of getting one though.