12/1/06

Be Careful What You Wish For

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay, I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

4 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

Kinda makes ya wondr why th croc felt he hadta bargain fer his freedom, donit?

Ida jus said, "Lemme go an I wont bite yer friggin legs offski."

Redroach said...

F'in Crocs.
Never trust them.

You can eat them and make them into handbags, but never trust them.

Then again, who would want their balls to touch the ground?
What if you smashed them against a big rock?

TV

Monogram Queen said...

I was wondering the same thing.. who would want their balls to touch the ground! Bwaa haaaa too funny :)

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - I don't think the croc was really bargaining. He was just having fun fucking with the guy before he bit his legs off.

Thomas Vickers - Eat them? Yech, too greasy.

Patti_Cake & Mike - I thought the guy got what he deserved.

Scott English - I heard about that guy being attacked. That's what you get for falling asleep at the crack pipe by the river.