Shut up, you little punk!
Hey, where the hell are you going?
Keep up with the group! AAAAAAGHHHH!
Slow down, motherfucker. We're not running a race.
What the fuck? Where are all of my kids?
Shut up, you stupid cunt. Are you spraying hairspray on your kid's hair?! What the fuck?! We're on a damn bus. Why don't you go fuck yourself with the hairspray can? Hellloooo! I'm choking here! Idiot.
I said "fuck" "stupid cunt" and "motherfucker" ALOT in my head today. I am bowing out of chaperoning for the rest of this year. I'm gonna let someone else worry about my kid the next time.
Highlight of my day: Watching 12 year old boys break into a spontaneous 70's style dance anytime they heard music.