2/25/07

Ear Rape

Some sicko called Customer Service Land tonight. He was whacking off while on the phone with me. I thought that's what he was doing from the way he sounded and my suspicions were confirmed when he started to tell me about it.

It was the same guy that used to call when I worked overnight and ask girls what kind of shoes did they have on and what sort of polish was on their toes.

My ear feels dirty. I hope his pecker falls off.

14 comments:

Mike said...

Chickie--He was talking to you, but I bet he was thinking about that new Dyson.

Sara Sue said...

Yeah...but if it did fall off...he'd call some poor customer service rep and have to go on and on about how it hit the ground.

Ginamonster said...

I don't understand those guys. But I did learn that the most innocent response to "Guess what is in my hand right now" is not...

"A small furry animal?"

Patti_Cake said...

Ewwww just Ewww.... I can't like disgusting people. I can't like the phone either. Makes my head explode!

Amy said...

The first time I was on stickcam I guy got on there and started whacking off.

Blech. Sick fucks.

Joey Polanski said...

Remembr, Chickie: Srvice wit a SMILE!

jedimacfan said...

Geez, Chickie, it's bad enough you hung up on me but did you have to go and tell everyone? Now Joey knows!

Thomas said...

Some people have no sense of humor.
Did he sound satisfied with his customer service when he was done?

TV

Midwestern City Boy said...

There are a lot more women than men on the planet, even when you factor in the ones that don't give it up so anyone who gets their jollies that way as opposed to in real life is a real sicko. I'd do a lot of things for fun but that not one of them by a long shot. If you're a halfway decent guy, it's not that hard to find real ladies who are a lot more fun than terrorizing inspecting CSRs.

bekah said...

Here's what I don't get... what is so sexy about talking to a customer service rep? How does that turn him on? How boring of a life does he have that he calls a CSR while touching his no-no bits? I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

Em said...

Okay, I'm sure you have a sexy voice....but can't the guy find a more receptive audience? Inflicting himself on someone that way is just wrong.

Chickie said...

Mike - Oh yuck. Now I'll think of that weirdo when I vacuum.

Sara Sue - True! But the odds are good that I wouldn't be the one to get that call!

Ginamonster - You know what? He did ask me if I knew what he was doing but I just pretended to not hear the question and just asked him for his account number again.

Patti_Cake - I actually flicked my headset off after I got him off the phone because it felt gross.

Amy - I guess I'll be thankful that I can't see people when I'm at Customer Service Land. Ew.

Joey Polanski - I was smiling! I smile when I'm shocked. It's my default face.

JediMacFan - Oh shit, I'm sorry. Give me a call next Sunday and I'll do you up right.

Thomas - Nah, I'm pretty sure that the experience was cut short for him.

Midwestern City Boy - I mean, who the hell thinks "Hey! I'm gonna call my credit card company and masturbate while speaking to them!" Dude needs to get a life.

Bekah - I think he gets off on shocking whoever he's talking to. He's been doing this for at least 4 years. He's probably stuck at home as part of his parole and he calls us because it's a toll-free call.

EM - Actually, my "customer service" voice is very unpleasant. Very high pitched and chirpy. But I guess he likes that sort of thing because that's all you hear at my work.

Ginamonster said...

I had a pretty good laugh at the one I spoke to. I think I hurt his feelings. But whocalls Harbucks late at night and touches themselves? REALLY.

Chickie said...

I wish that I'd been quick enough to insult my pervert instead of just hanging up. I'll be prepared the next time!