2/24/07

Hola!

Guess what we bought off of tv tonight? A fucking vacuum cleaner! I think it's funny as hell that Sweety can call HSN (and have no fucking CREDIT CARD OR METHOD OF PAYMENT IN HAND! THEY JUST BILLED IT TO HIS CREDIT CARD FROM HIS PHONE NUMBER!)

I'm gonna go suck his dick now since there is a Dyson vacuum cleaner on the way. (When it gets here though IT will suck his dick.)

Joey and Mike : I do apoligize for any inconvienece. If I'm drinking, your blogs are the ones that I think of. I dunno why that is.

PS You wouldn't believe how much proofreading it took to get this shit online. Really. My eyes are all burny.

I've mentioned Sweety's Home Shopping Nework addiction here & here.

10 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

Yer always welcom at th Polanski Show, Chick.

Th drunkr, th bettr!

jedimacfan said...

Hell, you can come on over to my blog, too, anytime you wanna act out a Dyson.

Midwestern City Boy said...

What's the deal with Dyson vacuum cleaners that warrants a gratuitous dick sucking? What makes them better than Eureka or Hoover?

From now on I'm going to ask for a blow job whenever I get anything for around the house even if I just had one before we got up.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL..You may start a new "name" for this Chickie---People will refer to this as..."I'm going to give him a Dyson!" In stead of a Blow-Job!...
Is the Dyson supposed to be that fabulous? I have to look into this!

Mike said...

Chickie--I love it when drunk girls think of me.

I'll be right back, I'm going to go order some vacuum cleaners.

Em said...

Wow...buy a sucker and get sucked. I love that!

Cissy Strutt said...

How come no-one plans sexual activities after the purchase of a blender?

Amy said...

Please give us a full review on the new Dyson because I've had my eye on those things for a while!

L said...

heh heh... never knew anyone who actually bought something from television :)

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - I will keep that in mind!

JediMacFan - I'll bookmark you for future, drunken, Dyson posting.

Midwestern City Boy - I know a lady that bought a Dyson and the suction is incredible! It moved a sock on the carpet from 18 inches away! I think it will help with the war on Stinky dog hair.

Lady of the Hills - Heh, I'm going to start calling them Dysons!

Mike - I hope buying a vacuum cleaner was as lucky for you as for Sweety.

EM - I hadn't thought of it that way! But you are right!

Cissy Strutt - I'd probably give up ass for a Vita Mix blender.

Amy - I'll be sure to post a full review. I'm thinking that a video post my be in order.

L - I never did either!