It's Hot :(

It's Hot

This is what beamed down on me while I waited 45 minutes for BigBrother to get out of school. 82 freaking degrees. In February. February!

The canines are loving it though. It's not hot enough to start conditioning the air so I'll leave the doors open and they can wander outside whenever they want to. Tiny dog has been spending a lot of time working on her tan.

Pay No Attention To Her Flea Bitten, Bald Leg

If you eat garlic shrimp for lunch and it comes from a drive thru and you leave the sack full of little garlic shrimp butts in your car while you finish your shift - an odor unlike no other will assail you upon opening the door 5 hours later. I may never eat that stuff again.

When you go to the chiropractor, they have you lie face-down on a bed. All I can think while I'm there is "This would be the perfect time for someone to stab me to death." When I'm driving there now, I always check the rear-view mirror for potential people that might be following me and waiting for me to be all vulnerable at the doctor's office. I should start wearing disguises to the appointments.


Anonymous said...

i always worry about farting when i am laying face down on the chiroprator table....

Mike said...

Just be thankful you will never need to have your prostate examined. That's a pretty powerless feeling too.

Tiny looks like she is really enjoying the weather. Send some of it this way...will ya?

The Phosgene Kid said...

- Cute dog tan
- Don't shoot straight into the sun you can fry the sensor in your camera
- Funny you should use the words "chiropractor" and "doctor" in the same breath!

Midwestern City Boy said...

Feel free to send some of that sun our way. The grass is STILL covered with snow from the storm two weeks ago. I just got my utility bill and it was HUGE even for February (which is always the coldest month). If it's big I want it to be from running the AC and not the heat.

NeverEZme said...

Chiropractor...Doctor. I think not. But that is just me!
You need to send that temp. up to Michigan. It is snowing and cold here.

Chuck said...

It was like 75 here today for the high....this late winter/early spring heat sucks!

I can only imagine how those shrimp butts must have stunk! Probably smelled like a girl I once knew in college.

Beware of the chiropractor....they could end up being witch doctors.

Michael said...

You don't like the warm weather? It's been almost 80 here the last few days and I'm lovin' every minute of it (vague song ref).

I fractured a vertebrate in my back so I can't go back to the chiropractor.

Enjoy the weather!
Play golf or something.

Chickie said...

Anonymous - That seems like a more normal thing to worry about than stab wounds.

Mike - If I were a man, I'd have my prostate taken out so it didn't have to be examined. I'll try to send the weather to you!

The Phosgene Kid - Oh, I didn't know I could fry my camera. I was playing with my phone trying to get a picture of a bird when I realized that I could see the sun too in the viewfinder. I'll quit that.

Midwestern City Boy - I guess one thing that we'll be thankful for here is the electric bill isn't bad this time of year.

NeverEZme - I've never been to a chiropractor before and don't really know what to expect. We'll see how it goes. I'd love to see some snow!

Chuck - Smelled like a girl you knew in college? What kind of chicks did you hang around with? :)

Michael - I'd enjoy the weather more if it were warm enough to swim. As it is, I can hear the pool running but it's not ready yet!

L said...

I love it when you post pics of Tiny Dog

Chickie said...

L - I'm glad :)