(me) Hey, don't you a big day coming up at work? Closing on land? When is that?
(sweety) Yup, March 12.
Really? No kidding, March 12? That's my Grandma's birthday!
Then it must be good luck for me!
Nah, I don't think so.
Well, she's dead. It wasn't good luck for her.
I can't believe the shit that comes out of your mouth sometimes.