(me) Hey, don't you a big day coming up at work? Closing on land? When is that?

(sweety) Yup, March 12.

Really? No kidding, March 12? That's my Grandma's birthday!

Then it must be good luck for me!

Nah, I don't think so.

Why not?

Well, she's dead. It wasn't good luck for her.

I can't believe the shit that comes out of your mouth sometimes.


Joey Polanski said...

I hope ya survive March 12, cause St Paddys Day is right bhind it.

Theres tequila to be drunk, & salt to distribute!

Em said...

LOL...I guess as long as she didn't die on that day, he can still cling to some good vibes.

Thomas said...

A pickle fork to the testicles would solve some of his issues
Create a few others, but solve some of the easy ones


The Phosgene Kid said...

So I take it a family reunion is out of the question...

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - I'll make it through March 12, there are a few more years of salt distribution left in me.

EM - Yeah, Sweety'll cling onto any good luck that he can find!

Thomas - But I would suffer if he were to take a pickle fork to the testicles. Maybe I'll poke his eye with one.

The Phosgene Kid - Oh no! There's nothing nicer than a picnic at the cemetary!