I've got a confession.


I like turtle sex.

Huh? Turtle sex? What's that?

You know - you find a nice turtle and core it out and then give it a poke. Nice, hot turtle...mmmmm.

And then he ran off to get himself a bowl of ice cream. What the hell goes on in the mind of the man that I married? I guess if I ever catch him fucking a turtle carcass that I can't say that I wasn't warned.


Joey Polanski said...

Meanwile, while you was sittin there STUNND, I bet he finishd th ice-cream.

Th clevr fellow! An you fell for it!

Michael said...

I wanted to comment but I honestly can't think of a single thing to say.

Richard said...

Congrats on being chosen as blog of the day over at fuelmyblog.

Mike said...

Well I completely understand the turtle sex thing because well honestly, what guy wouldn't? But the thing is, is the turtle still living after he cores out the hole or is it dead? Cause if it is dead, well that would be just wrong. Totally wrong.

jedimacfan said...

Could be worse. He could be into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Sex.

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - Damn, you men can be so sneaky! All of the ice cream is gone!

Michael - Usually, I have a snappy comeback when he says something strange but that left me speechless too.

Richard - Cool beans! Thanks!

Mike - It's not dead when you start but it is by the time you're finished.

JediMacFan - Thanks for helping me realize that there is a worse scenario.

Debra said...

Turtle sex.

I'm speechless.