I've got a confession.
I like turtle sex.
Huh? Turtle sex? What's that?
You know - you find a nice turtle and core it out and then give it a poke. Nice, hot turtle...mmmmm.
And then he ran off to get himself a bowl of ice cream. What the hell goes on in the mind of the man that I married? I guess if I ever catch him fucking a turtle carcass that I can't say that I wasn't warned.