Since Sweety has been resting when he's at home instead of doing things, I've been spending most of my time looking at him. When the laptop's working I can quietly tap on the keys while looking at him over the monitor but if it's gone the only computer I have is the desktop in the back room and I know that Sweety feels neglected if I sit in the other room and tap on the keyboard. And at this time, since he's suffering, I'm trying to not aggravate him. I haven't been around the blogosphere as much as normal. I'm suffering from withdrawals.
Today was opening day for the Little League and there was a little ceremony at the baseball field. As a bonus, I got to talk to the bint of an exwife.
Hey! Do you want any kittens? Our cat had kittens last night in the bed with (insert name of her 4 year old here) and he freaked out. I wasn't home but got home just a few minutes after it happened.Okay, so I didn't say that. But I really wanted to. I have told Sweety if she makes idle chitchat with me (and the boys aren't around) that I'm gonna ask her to save her breath. He's a fan of "kill her with kindness" but it makes my head hurt to be civil to her. It's much easier to just not speak to her.
No, I don't want any of your bastard kittens. Why don't you try and be a responsible pet owner and SPAY YOUR FUCKING CAT? Oh wait, I guess the cat takes after you, huh?
We ran into the Wienermobile today! Sweety was getting gas and told the boys to get out of the car and let me take their picture in front of the Wienermobile. They balked and he told them if they didn't that he'd act retarded and go to the people running the thing and start asking crazy questions. They boys didn't think that he would do that but I knew that he would because he's done that sort of thing before. I made them get out so I could take their picture and explained that it would be less embarrassing than their father pretending to have lost half of his i.q. points. The lady running the thing offered to take a family photo!
Looky here! I even got a wiener whistle! Wiener whistle. That feels good to say. Wiener whistle wiener whistle wiener whistle. Heh.