I think I'm going to quit titling posts because it's getting hard.

Good grief. I have so much freaking running around to do today. Three different doctor appointments (doctor - what a funny looking word). Nothing anything major, just regular visits that I scheduled all on the same day.

And I've gotta take my sonofabitching laptop back to the store because, to put it mildly, it is complete toast. I've been limping along with it for a couple of weeks (when it freezes we'll slap the hell outta it but that's not working so well anymore.) and it's time for it to go to computer heaven. Or at least get fixed.
Dear BigBrother,
If you turn the dryer OFF to take some clothes out - please, fortheloveofpete, turn it back ON when you're done. Because if you don't, the things that I tossed in there to "iron" will get all wrinkly again and I'll have to wait for it to get the wrinkles back out. And you are on crack if you think I'm gonna really iron a t-shirt at this hour.

Thanking you in advance,
Your not too wicked stepmother
Ah, speaking of the children...

I had the most unsettling dream last night. I dreamt that I left Sweety because I got on to LittleBrother for talking back to me and Sweety told me if I ever embarrassed LB again (even if he deserved it) that I'd be in trouble. So I loaded myself onto my motorized tricycle (weird because I've never ever ridden a tricycle) and putted away at about 7 miles per hour. And ended up living in an abandoned house, watching Sweety's house with binoculars and waiting for the proper time to unleash revenge upon his household. His household that included a new, pretty, subservient little wife (who was Japanese). Then my alarm went off. Have you ever been pissed off when waking from a dream? If Sweety'd called me when I was waking up I'd have probably found something to bitch at him about.

I think I know why I had the dream. Last night while we were in bed and just talking crazy, Sweety said that he's smacked Tiny dog with a brick (a decorative brick that is around the flowerbed at the end of the driveway that I have a problem with driving over) after seeing me drive over the flower bed. So I waited a few minutes and told him that I was going to make LB cry before school this morning to avenge Tiny's abuse. For the record, I did not make a child cry this morning and Sweety did not hit Tiny with a brick. Sweety was offended that I'd even say such a thing. He thinks that animal cruelty and picking on a 10 year old are like comparing apples and oranges. I don't. At least LB could run if I came after him with a brick or started yelling at him. I think that people who abuse kids or animals pull from the same well of fuckeduppedness.

Well, I think the dryer is finished ironing for me. Better get my clothes and get the day started.


Mike said...

Wow, I thought I had invented ironing with a dryer. I guess not.

I have had dreams where I wake up completely pissed off at my wife the next morning. It's weird because it usually takes hours to separate reality from the dream.

~*Kelli*~ said...

heh heh heh. That sounds like dreams that I have. Mine are always something about hub and me fighting and me getting really pissed or something. In reality, we hardly fight. Hmmm.

Cute post.

Ginamonster said...

gosh, in my dream last night there were bullets whizzing by and gang members and all sorts of craziness. Maybe it's the weather.

I think people who are cruel to animals and children are the same people. They are the ones who never learned to pick on someone their own size.

patti_cake said...

I agree children/animal/elderly cruelty is just the ULTIMATE in my book. It tears me up inside.

Amy said...

Yes, I have woken up from a dream completely pissed and then couldn't remember why but knew that Mike had to pay for it. It's his fault no matter what - because HE has a penis and that makes him STUPID... a lot.

And, I agree with you, child abusers and animal abusers do come from the same place... a genetic shithole apparently.

Rich | Championable said...

I was going to comment on your post, but amy's comment scared me to silence.

Mike said...

Yeah, it scares me too. Makes me wish I could uncomment. Can I do that? Just consider me uncommented.

The Phosgene Kid said...

They come from El Mirage?

Midwestern City Boy said...

I'd just be POed at the people who couldn't fix my computer. It is what they get paid to do after all, so they deserve it. I'm scared too so I'm not going to comment about anything else.

Chuck said...

Glad to know I'm not the only one having weird dreams lately...

NeverEZme said...

cruelty is cruelty no matter what!

Liar Liar said...

I had a dream the other night about the macarena, and I've just (45 minutes ago) awakened from another really bizarre dream. Must be the weather, unless you've been sneaking into my pain pill stash.

Chickie said...

Mike - You know what Sweety will do? Just put the clothes on and tell me that body heat will take care of it. Either that or he irons. It's all or nothing with him.

Kelli - I guess it's better to be pissed when you're just dreaming. We hardly fuss either so these kinds of dreams really make me mad.

Ginamonster - They are the ones who never learned to pick on someone their own size. Exactly! Bullies.

Patti_Cake - You've just gotta wonder what the hell are some people thinking when they do that sort of thing.

Amy - Hee, hee. You scared the men. Go you! And you've given me a new phrase - "genetic shithole". I like that.

Rich Championable - It's okay. I don't think she bites.

Mike - Oh no, you never get to uncomment! Be proud of your comments and stand behind them!

The Phosgene Kid - I'm starting to think that El Mirage is the sister city to my own.

Midwestern City Boy - I was pretty pissed when I took the computer back and the guy told me that he didn't even have on file that they'd fixed it once before. I told him that I must have imagined dropping my computer off and picking it up 2 weeks later when they called.

Chuck - Nope, it sounds like there's been a bunch of us!

NeverEZme - Amen to that.

Liar Liar - You know, you must have the pain pills hidden well because I haven't been able to find one! :)