Oh wow. The cuntofanexwife really tied one on tonight. I'll explain it all the best that I can but I'm still kind of pissed and it was all just kind of strange.
A few months ago we found out that LittleBrother had sent her more than one email asking her to pick him up early from school. Even went so far as to tell her what time to pick him up. So we blocked his email access to her.
Not too long after that, she sent BigBrother a music video and in it someone was making that little tongue waggly motion that guys do to act like they're eating pussy. And BB mimicked it to me. Do you know fucking traumatic that was for me? So we blocked his email access to her.
She realized this a couple of weeks after it happened and called and asked Sweety why she couldn't email the boys. Sweety (not wanting a fight) just told her that he didn't know anything about it.
And that's been that for a few months.
Tonight, she tried to email something to BB and when she couldn't, she left a message on Sweety's voicemail along the lines of "it's not fair that you won't let me email the boys and if you don't know anything about it and it's your wife's doing and you're afraid to talk to her about it then she can call me."
So I did.
COAEW? I got your message and am calling to explain to you why LB and BB aren't set up to get emails from you. When we found out that LB was mailing you, asking to be picked up from school early, we blocked his access. When you sent BB that delightful Eminem video where he's moving his tongue like he's licking pussy and BB mimicked it, we blocked his.
You have no right to do that! It's like if when you were to call here for the boys and I screened your calls and didn't answer them! (um, hello? we don't call the boys when they are at her house because they are at her house and it's her time with them.) You have overstepped your boundaries so many times with the boys. BB has so many issues from the conversation that you had in front of him about babysitting at my house. You don't understand how many issues he has because of this.
(Gee, and you don't know how many issues he has over the times that you've promised something and not delivered. How about last Thanksgiving when you promised the boys that just you and them would go eat dinner somewhere and they were all excited about it and insted your new fucking boyfriend and his kids came to your house for a "slumber party"?)
And she started to go on and on about all kinds of shit. It occurred to me that I didn't have to listen to her so I told her that I'd called her to discuss the email situation and nothing else and that I hoped she had a good night and then I hung up. (Oh wait, before I hung up when she was saying she didn't restrict my access to them I told her that I wasn't sending them pornographic emails. That was when she kind of lost her marbles and became an incoherent screaming mess.)
It took .2 seconds before Sweety's phone started blowing up. After the third call he decided to answer it. What a conversation they had. She wanted to bring up all kinds of shit that had happened years before (her anger over the fact that Sweety married me without consulting her and whatnot).
She told Sweety since I called the shots at our house that she'd just start talking to me concerning the boys. Sweety laughed and told her that she'd really be better off talking to him because she was simply no match for me.
She just left Sweety a message telling him that some of the things that I have done concerning the boys is against the law and that she will be picking them up from school from now on if he is unable to.
Gee, hurt me bitch! Hurt me! I fucking loooooooove spending 3 hours each day on my days off getting your kids from school! I totally enjoy fighting for parking and then sitting in the sun when I could be at home in my bed. Really! I will be fucking crushed if I have my days off to my damn self. Whatever will I do with all of that time? Go to the beach? Get my nails done? Nap? I am really hoping that she sticks to that "threat".
What a deep fried cunt. If there is a god, he will take her home tonight.