Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

A couple of posts ago, in the comments, I mentioned that BigBrother(12) will be baby-sitting for his cuntofamother tonight. I am so not pleased.

I happened to mention my displeasure in front of BB while talking to Sweety and the COAM called Sweety and let him know that she didn't want us talking about such things in front of BB. Excuse me? I know she has lost her fucking mind by trying to tell me what and what not to talk about.

When I mentioned my displeasure about the whole thing, I wasn't yelling or screaming or cursing. I just said that I didn't think it was a good idea for him to be alone at home in the middle of the night at a house that has two broken windows (they're covered with cardboard) and at a place where someone tried to break into his mom's car a few weeks ago.

And that stupid whore called Sweety bitching. She has no idea what kind of fury she has unleashed. She doesn't know it yet, but she just fucked herself royally. I have bitten my tongue for 65 months around her and I'm done. I'm working on something that is going to ruin her day. She'll look back on 2007 and say "Wow, what a shitty year."

She made it known that while they boys are at her house that whatever she says rules. Fine.

I know that Sweety isn't going to say anything to her because he doesn't want her to freak out and start telling the boys shit and make them all nervous. His plan is to just ignore things and try to keep the boys from being subject to chaos. I don't like his plan. But I know that's the way it's gonna be and I have got to find a way to learn to deal with it. I've been so pissed off the past couple of days that I couldn't think straight. There is no way that I can live another 7 or 8 years feeling like I've been feeling and I must find some way to deal.

If a meteor would smash her in the bar parking lot tonight, I would be the happiest girl in the world.



Anonymous said...

God I feel pity for her. Does she know that she has unleashed the Dark side upon herself? Somebody should warn her so she can leave town.

The Phosgene Kid said...

I don’t know about meteors, but I have an old anti-tank mine in the garage, just pay postage and it is on its way...

Anonymous said...

Go git her.
Put some real old fashioned whoop ass on her.

As one of my favorite heroes once said "I am the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice."


Chickie said...

Mike - She is clueless. I don't want her to leave town now. I'm gonna have fun watching shit hit the fan.

The Phosgene Kid - Let me get my stamps together...

TV - Unfortunately, I can't use all fashioned whoop ass on her. That would be too obvious. I'm okay with fucking with her and her not knowing where it comes from though.

I like that quote!

Jose said...

If you really want to screw her up and yet take care of the kids, report her to the child abuse hotline...those people can make her life a living hell.
Not that you can't. LOL

The Phosgene Kid said...

BTW: Loved the cartoon - did you do that? If so I would like to see some "further adventures of..."

Joey Polanski said...

I dont like t be too critickle -- especialy of yer Sweety, Chick -- but why does it seem that th COAM (love that sci-fi-creature nickname, by th way) must always be treatd wit kid gloves.

Especially when they make boxin gloves?

Midwestern City Boy said...

He is supposed to be visiting her, not watching the rest of her brood. I know there is nothing to be done about it but it burns me up too. I guess we'll have to wait for those meteors.

Anonymous said...

If you want, I'll put my Army of Lego men at your command. They can scatter lego pieces all over her bedroom floor for her to step on when she gets up for an early morning bathroom trip.

Chickie said...

Jose - I don't think she's a child abuser in the eyes of the law. I wouldn't sic CPS on somebody unless it was really needed. But I'm not above doing other things.

Phosgene Kid - Nah, not my cartoon. I found it at explosm.net. If you click the cartoon, it'll take you there. Funny stuff.

Joey Polanski - Sweety's goal in life is for his kids to grow up and not have a lot of drama concerning him and their COAM. If he says anything critical to her, she now passes it on to the boys. The boys don't know the half of what all she has done and will think that Sweety is picking on their poor, down and out mother. He and I are on total opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to how she should be dealt with.

Midwestern City Boy - Maybe now that she has a built in babysitter her social life will pick up and she can meet a new man soon. She seems to fade into the woodwork when she has a man around.

Malnurtured Snay - If I can tape razor blades onto the Lego Army, you're on!

Joey Polanski said...

Fer what its werf (which probly aint much), I think th whole sheltr-th-kids-from-conflicts-among-th-divorcd-parents CANT be a good thing if only ONE o th parents is cmplyin. Then, th OTHR will surely play th one-sided decency to his/her advantage.

But Im sure I aint tellin you nothin ya dont already know. Whats regrettable here is that th one SENSIBLE person -- YOU -- happms also to be th one who cant DO nothin bout any of it.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to my world, with the exception that the clueless wonder isn't me (the mom) it's the live in girlfriend of The Slug. She is a totally raving Bitch. I feel for you. Really I do.

patti_cake said...

Now THAT is my kind of damn super hero!
Girl, I wish I had some good advice but I don't. I don't supposed Sweety would advocate kicking her in the cooter?